My Little Pony: Chaos is Magic

I walk into my kitchen and go into the fridge. I get a box of biscuits and open it. I put the box over my head and open my mouth wide. I pour all the biscuits into my mouth. I close the fridge. I hear a knock at the door. I go over to the door and open it to see Twilight with Spike on her back. "Hey, Twilight, what's up?"

She says "I never got your name."

I say "My name is Shadow."

She suggests "I was going to Sweet Apple Acres and I wondered if you wanted to come."

I say "Sure!" After we were done, we were on our way to bringing the apples to the barn with Applejack. I had transformed into a dragon and carried some on my back.

Spike keeps throwing apples out of the basket saying "No". Luckily I caught them all.

AJ says "Thank you kindly, Twilight and Shadow, for helpin’ me out. I bet Big Macintosh I could get all these Golden Delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, he’s gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one o’ Granny’s girdles!" Me and AJ laugh.

Twilight says "No problem at all, Applejack. I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry."

Spike's next apple bounces off her head and he says "I know, right?"

Twilight glares at him and says "Puh-lease, Spike. You've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked."

Spike says "Exactly! You three are taking so long, I missed snack time."

Twilight stomach grumbles and she says "I guess we better get some food."

Spike finds an apple to his liking. "Aha!" he exclaims.

Twilight notices it and says "Oh, Spike! That looks delicious!" He's about to eat it but I use my magic to give it to Twilight. She says "Thanks!" and eats it. I conjure another in my claw. I give this one to Spike. He eats it and burps out a letter. Twilight says "It’s a letter from Princess Celestia!" Spike clears his throat and begins to read.

“Hear ye, hear ye. Her Grand Royal Highness, Princess Celestia of Equestria, is pleased to announce the Grand Galloping Gala, to be held in the magnificent capital city of Canterlot on the twenty-first day of… yadda-yadda-yadda… cordially extends an invitation to Twilight Sparkle plus one guest.”

AJ and Twilight gasp and exclaim "The Grand Galloping Gala!"

I go to Spike and whisper "Dude, watch out, everypony in Ponyville want's to go to that thing."

He nods. Rainbow Dash had joined the conversation and now they are arguing. I decide to talk to the residents of Ponyville, maybe make some more friends. I had made two friends in ten minutes. A unicorn called Lyra and an earth pony called Bonbon. Lyra was only my friend because I used to be a human, and I managed to make Bonbon laugh. I decide to check up on my friends. It's raining and Rainbow Dash has a hole in the cloud above Twilight. Probably trying to win the ticket. Luckily I have made a shield above me so that I don't get wet.

Twilight says "Rainbow, I'm not comfortable accepting unwanted favours. So I'd appreciate it if you'd close up that raincloud right now."

Rainbow groans and says "Fine!" and closes the cloud.

"That's better." She goes to eat her sandwich, but it rains on her and her food. Spike stifles a laugh while I laugh out loud. They both look surprised, but Spike laughs while Rarity takes Twilight to the boutique. We decide to follow. When we get there Rarity is wet while Twilight says "Oops! Sorry!"

Rarity says "Oh, no. It’s quite all right. After all, we are…the best of friends, are we not? And you know what the best of friends do."

"Uh..."

"Makeover!" Rarity pulls out a screen so we can't see.

"Oof!...Rarity!...Ow!...This really isn’t fixing it…I mean, thank you, but…oh, that’s too tight!" The screen is pulled back to show Twilight. She looks... well it's hard to explain. I know! I won't explain.

"There! Oh, you're simply darling!"

"Uh...yeah, it is kinda pretty, isn’t it?" I get out of there before things got out of hoof. I see it's stopped raining, and that Applejack is right there.

"Hey there, Shadow!" she exclaims.

"Hey, AJ." I say. "Stay here. Hilarity will ensue." Getting her hopes up, I go home for some experiments.

I hear Twilight shout Pinkie very loud. After that, Twilight and Spike run past my window. Followed closely by the rest of town. I sigh and fly to the library. Apparently they were all there. Twilight must have teleported. I get there just as Twilight starts the letter. "Dear Princess Celestia, I’ve learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings. But when there’s not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."

The rest shout "WHAT?!?!"

"If my friends can’t all go, I don’t want to go either."

"Hey, Twilight, does this library have spiders?" I ask.

"A few. Why?"

"Never mind. I gotta go." I leave as quickly as possible. Oh yeah, I have arachnophobia.

Anyway, end chapter!