I wake up in my basement and can see my unfinished experiment on my desk. It's taken me a week to get this far. I sigh. I go upstairs and look out my window just in time to hear Rainbow Dash shout "STAMPEDE!!"

Oh, a stampede. Well i'll just go scare them away. Wait. What if it's a stampede of spiders?! GIANT spiders! No way man. I'm going into my nuclear bunker. If you want me, i'll be back in a month. Anyway, I have a months supply of food down here, as well as a computer! I found it on my adventure into the Everfree Forest last week. It all started when I found a bestiary of all the creatures in Equestria. There was a page about Ursa Minors, Ursa Majors, Vampire Ponies, and even humans! Humans apparently went extinct over 10,000 years ago. I found a page on giant spiders and may or may not have set it on fire accidentally on purpose. Anyway, what intrigued me the most was a creature that called itself Slendermane. I ventured out into the forest to seek out the Slendermane, since it might know valuable information. I walked into the forest and found a wrench lying on the ground. I grab it up in my metallic claw and put it in my saddlebag. I walked literally 2 yards before finding a screwdriver. I could just make this stuff, but that takes energy. It turns out that the energy not spent on the trip to Equestria was absorbed by me, making me overflow with power. Anyway, I walked on and found a Manticore sleeping on the ground. I slowly walked past to not wake it up. I kept walking and found a duck. A duck. Now, if there is one thing NerdCubed has taught me, it's that ducks are evil and all of them worship Satan. I burn the duck. Already I feel the evil presence leaving. It went down, of course. I walked along and find a river. I fly over. I find a chasm and suspect there to be a river at the bottom. I look down and regret it. I was looking straight into the void. I hope evil doesn't come out of there. I fly over the chasm and half way over my wing is shot. I hit the side of the cliff and grab onto the ledge. A cloaked figure walks over. I punch the character in the face. The hood is knocked up to reveal... nothing! Oh. It's the Headless Horsepony. I climb up and walk around him till I am right behind him. I push him into the chasm.

SPLAT!!

Oooooh, that's gotta hurt. I look down and see blood smeared across the wall of the chasm. He's in the void, where he belongs. I turn around and see... is that a keyboard? I go over to it and find that a computer is there. And it's my old computer! It's got tons of stuff on it! I put it into my saddlebag. I walk along for a long time with nothing happening. I finally come into a clearing and behind a tree I see a large white figure with a suit.

Large. White. Suit.

Slendermane.

"Hey!" I shout. It turns around and is about to use a tendril or two before I say "Want to be friends?" It makes a motion as if lifting an eyebrow. I say "I know you need friends badly. And anyway, I want to know some things." So after a quick session of questions, I walk home and set up this bunker. Anyway, i'm going to sleep now. I'll see you later.

One Week Later...

Twilight POV

I knock on Shadow's door. He doesn't answer. I knock again but louder. No answer. I quickly get frustrated and open the door. I look around his house but couldn't find him. I'm starting to get worried. I find a trap door. Probably to the basement. I open it and go down. I find a desk with some sort of device on it, but no sign of Shadow. I see a door with a sign that says 'NUCLEAR BUNKER' on it. I try to open it but it's locked. I knock on the door. I hear a groan on the other side, then Shadow's voice. "Go away."

I say "No Shadow, where have you been for the last week?"

I hear him say "In here."

I say "Well we're having a party for Applejack saving Ponyville last week."

I hear a crash and a loud "WHAT?!" from Shadow. He opens the door and asks "How?" I smile and begin the story of how Applejack saved Ponyville.

(You probably know all about that bit, so I'll skip it.)

Shadow POV

Twilight told me about how Applejack saved the day. It took the whole trip for her to explain it. We get to Town Hall where a lot of things happen and Applejack gets a trophy. I didn't listen that much. When it finished, Rainbow went to practice some tricks, Rarity went to finish an order, Pinkie went to work at Sugarcube Corner, Fluttershy went to tend to her animals and Twilight went to check on Applejack. I, on the other hoof, went back to my bunker. I'll see you at the end of the month.

Author's Note

Sorry if it was a bit short, I got so frustrated that I just wrote the whole thing then edited it.