My Little Pony: Chaos is Magic

by miniman956

Trixie and the Ursa Minor

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'Me, the author'
'Narrator'
'Current Character'

Shadow POV

It's been a month since the Gilda incident. I like to call it that. Anyway, just to recap, I now have a filly and a dragon living with me. Shadow Bolt is just like Scootaloo. I'm taking Shadow Bolt to her first day at school, and Spark, that's what I call the dragon, because instead of fire it has sparks, to Twilight's. When I get to Twilight's, I hear Spike say "-awesome mustache."

"Whoa Spike, you have an awesome mustache?" I ask. "Can Spark have one? Can I have one?"

Twilight says "Sorry guys, that was just an experiment."

"Yeah, but all you do is scientific brainy stuff. Turn your brain off."

"I can't."

"You can. Just check my brain activity. Absolutely nothing...." I stare into the distance.

I can see a glow from Twilight's horn. She gasps. "That's not possible!"

"It is."

I go outside and there is a commotion in town square.

Umm, Mr. Author, I think this is going a bit too far.

Just wait a minute, minion.

I'm not your minion!

SHUT UP GUYS! The one time the two voices argue in my head is when I need to concentrate.

What do you need to do that requires concentrating?

Making a device that will get you out of my head!

It's useless. You can't.

Just go back to telling the bucking story.

Okay, okay. Jeez.

Anyway, me and Spark go to town square to find the ever boastful Trixie. Trixie starts boasting and Twilight comes at some point. Trixie says something about Ursa Majors. Applejack does something with a lasso. Trixie does something not even I could of done.

She wrapped Applejack in her own rope.

Rainbow says something over the lines of "You can't be boastful around here. That's my job." and dazzles the crowd with some awesome moves of absolute awesomeness. Wow. Couldn't you write a better script?

Sorry, can't hear you over the awesomeness of the script.

Anyway, Trixie somehow destroys Rainbow's act. Trixie insults Rarity. Rarity makes a fantastic dress out of the stage curtain. Trixie turns Rarity's mane an infinitely better color. Green. I don't think that, the script/author does. Spike almost tells her it's green, but Spark shocks him. Twilight makes THE worst excuse for anything ever. "I think I hear my laundry calling." I mean, she doesn't even have clothes! Me and the script agree on something!

GASP!

Trixie says something over the lines of "Trixie is far too exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination. Begone with you until morning." I hate ponies who speak in the first person. Anyway, Spike says he won't believe Trixie until she actually vanquishes an Ursa Major. So Snails and Snips go to look for one. I go and get a cupcake from Pinkie for Spark, and Spike came along.

"Hey Spike, ya wanna hang out with me and Spark today?" I ask.

"Sure!" he replies.

I get Spike an ice cream covered in gems. I think it was a strawberry flavored ice cream with gem sprinkles. Why do they even have that? I don't wanna know, to be honest. Spark and Spike play with each other. I say "Hey guys, let's go to the park." We go hang out in the park and find that a big blue bear, an Ursa Minor, is in the park and everypony is running and screaming. "Spike."

"What?"

"Get Twilight."

"Don't have to tell me twice!" He makes a run for the library. I realize that because Spike was with me, he won't make it in time, and transform into a dragon. I pick up the Ursa Minor and put it over my shoulder. I fly into the Everfree forest, finding a cave deep into the forest. I go in and find an Ursa Major there, along with another Ursa Minor. I put the bear down on the cave floor and walk over to the mother.

"Watch where your kid wanders next time, okay? Because next time, you might not get him back." I walk out and fly back into Ponyville.

Meanwhile, with Twilight and Spike...

Spike says "I don't get it!" They're staring at where the Ursa Minor had once been. "It was right here."

Spark keeps trying to tell them what happened. They won't listen. They spot a dragon in the distance. It looks strikingly similar to Spark. It lands and shrinks down to pony size, and changes shape to show Shadow standing there. Twilight walks over to him and asks "What happened, Shadow?"

"I took the Ursa Minor back to it's mother." He says, smugly.

"Ursa Minor? Spike says it was an Ursa Major."

"He thought it was. So did 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie." Everypony glares at Trixie. She slowly backs away and into her trailer. I use my magic to throw her trailer into the distance. "Hey Twilight, what time is it?"

"Last time I checked it was 2 pm."

"Okay. I gotta go, bye!"

I go to pick up Shadow Bolt from school, and we start walking home, Spark on my back. When we get home, Bolt and Spark play some Minecraft on the computer, Spark playing and Bolt watching, since Spark has claws. I go into the basement and start finishing up my experiment. When 6 pm arrives, I am nearly done. I go upstairs and make breakfast for Spark and Bolt, hearing the occasional "CREEPER!" and an explosion. I finish up the dinner and place it on the table. I walk in and press ESC on the computer and say "Dinners ready." They jump off of the chair and into the kitchen.

When we're having dinner, I ask Bolt how it went at school today, and she says "I got bullied by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon again."

I say "Bolt, what you do is you don't listen. If you listen, or reply, they're just going to pick on you more. It's like trolls, really. Don't feed the trolls. If you do reply, they have more reasons to bully you."

She says "Okay, thanks bro!"

"You're welcome, Bolt. Hmm..."

"What are you thinking about, brother?"

"You remind me of my sister before I came here. I wonder where she is now..."

Meanwhile, in Manehattan...

An orange unicorn mare with a yellow mane and tail wakes up in a park. "What happened? Where am I? Why am I a pony?" She looks at herself, realizing something. "Wait, why am I the pony I drawn yesterday?"


Author's Note

What a cliffhanger, am I right?

Anyway, guys, just wanted you to know, the dragon Shadow transformed into looks quite a lot like this.

And Spark looks like it but Spike's shape and size.

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