My Little Pony: Chaos is Magic

'Me, the author.'
'Shadow.'
'Current Narrator'

Shadow POV

I wake up to someone shooting water at my leg. I bring my leg up to see that water has went between the gaps in the metal and now it's sparking. I growl. I look outside my window and see Rainbow and Pinkie holding the bane of my existence. A water gun. I burn it. They gasp and I growl. "Hey! Water and electricity don't go well together! Anyway, can you get me a beer from my fridge?" They nod and go into my house and walk upstairs with a beer. "Thanks. Now scram!" They scram. I open my beer with my fang and drink it. I sigh. Now I can't use my front right leg or my right eye until I replace the circuits. I transform into my pony form. It's a pegasus mare with a dark grey coat, a red and black striped mane and tail styled to cover my right eye and red eyes. Plus, I don't have robotic parts, so I can use my front right leg and right eye, which is good! My cutie mark is a red lightning bolt with grey wings. Nopony knows about this disguise, so i'm going to not tell them it's me. I call it Shadow Bolt. I go to see Slendermane. I see Pinkie Pie sitting down in the middle of the path. "What's wrong?" I ask, no emotion in my voice.

"Rainbow Dash is having fun with Gilda and ignoring me." she says.

"Who's Gilda?"

"Rainbow's Gryphon friend from flight school."

"Don't Gryphon's eat meat?"

"I don't know."

"Hmmm... Anyway, bye." I walk away.

3... 2... 1...

"Wait a minute!" I stop and look at her. "You're new!"

"Yes."

"I need to throw you a welcome party!"

"Sure."

"Okay, bye!"

She bounces off and I sigh in frustration. 'Great. I only just convinced her that I didn't want a party.' I go to visit Slendermane. On the way I find a trampoline. Pinkie drops and bounces up again. I look up to see Rainbow and Gilda on a cloud that Pinkie is jumping through. I go up to Pinkie and ask "Hey, you want any help with that?"

When she comes down she says "Yes please!" I grab onto her and fly up to Rainbow and Gilda. They've raced to another cloud and are now arguing about who won. I fly Pinkie up to them, and she says something about Rainbow winning. I didn't pay attention until Gilda pulled on my wing, making me lose control and fall. I land on a cloud still holding Pinkie.

"Sorry." I apologize.

"Don't worry! We'll just go back up there!"

"I don't think that's the best idea." I point up to a cloud a we see Gilda standing there, glaring at us menacingly. I glare right back. She stops glaring at me and watches Dash do some moves. I know she's afraid of me. I have a bucking death glare. I didn't even know I did. Maybe my eyes turned to slits. I mean that would scare anypony. Huh. I'm not sure.

"Yeah, maybe you're right."

"Just... go make that welcome party."

"Okay!" She bounces away. I jump off the cloud and glide into the Everfree forest. I land in a tree. Spider. BURN VILE BEAST! Oh wait. I'm in a tree. Oh well, i'll just grab a frying pan.

SPLAT!!!

There we go. Anyway, TO SLENDERMANE!

3rd Person POV
Somewhere on the outskirts of Ponyville.

Gilda is seen upsetting Fluttershy, while Pinkie watches from the background. Fluttershy starts crying and Gilda flies away. Meanwhile, in the background, Pinkie is plotting a vengeful scheme. She can be heard saying "Pinkie Pie style."

Later, at some sort of celebratory meeting, otherwise known as a party, Pinkie is welcoming all the guests. "Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!"

In the party, you can hear a southern cowpony, otherwise known as Applejack, ask "Who's this Gilda I've heard nothin' about?"

Afterwards, you can hear a highly sofisticated pony, otherwise known as Rarity, reply "I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash, a gryphon. So rare." The two walk off, showing a lavender bookworm pony, otherwise known as Twilight, and a butter yellow shy pony, otherwise known as Fluttershy, or Shutterfly, talking.

Meanwhile, in the Everfree forest.

"Slendermane, this is a cannon. It's pretty awesome. Now, let me demonstrate how to use this device." Shadow says. He climbs into the cannon. "Slendermane, light the fuse."

Uh oh, this can't be good.

SHUT UP NARRATOR! PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING WHERE THIS IS GOING! I HOPE.

Wha- You can't just appear and tell me what to do!

YES I CAN. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I SAID?

I shiver. Okay, sir. Anyway, back to the party.

Pinkie says "Gilda! I’m so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie parties! And I really, truly, sincerely hope you feel welcome here amongst all us pony folk." They shake hands and Gilda gets shocked. It's pretty hilarious, so i'm inserting a picture of it here.

Seriously though. It's bucking hilarious. A cool, cyan pony whose mane is all colors of the rainbow, otherwise known as Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Crash or Skittles, says "Oh, Pinkie Pie! The old hoof-shake buzzer! You are a scream!"

Gilda forces a smile and says "Yeah." She chuckles a little. "Uh, good one, Pinkie Pie."

"Come on, G. I’ll introduce you to some of my other friends."

"Right behind you, Dash!" The next line is directed at a certain pink party pony. "I know what you’re up to."

Pinkie replies with "Great!"

Gilda groans and says "I know what you’re planning!"

Pinkie giggles. "Well, I hope so. This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party."

"I mean, I've got my eye on you."

Pinkie leans into her face. "And I got my eye on you." She backs up. "Everyone, I’d like you all to meet Gilda, a long-time, dear friend of Rainbow Dash. Let’s honor her and welcome her to Ponyville. A lot of pranks happen to Gilda. Gilda leaves because Rainbow Dash found out about all of her bad deeds. The window is smashed and everyone looks towards it. Shadow is lying next to a shattered window. Pinkie bounces over to him and asks "Shadow! You don't know what you just missed!"

Shadow stands up and says "Neither do I care, pink one, for the world is at stake!"

"The world is a steak?!"

"No. The world is AT STAKE!"

"Whyhowwho?!"

"Because I got shot out of a cannon and survived!" He shouts this while shaking Pinkie.

"How is that bad?!"

"I usually die when I do that!"

Twilight goes over and shouts "WHAT ARE YOU SHOUTING ABOUT?!?!"

Pinkie see's something. "Shadow, you landed on a foal."

Shadow rolls off of the foal. The foal is a filly, and she looks just like Shadow Bolt without a cutie mark! How'd that happen, I wonder.

DON'T WONDER! IT'S BAD FOR YOU!

BUCK OFF! Anyway. Shadow, continue. I'm too pissed off to do it for you.

Okay

My blood goes cold. Nopony recognizes her. My suspicions are getting higher. I'm thinking that because of how fast I was going, my persona (Ponysona?) has become reality. Maybe because the force of the wind changed me back. But if that means what I think it means...

I jump out the already smashed window, somehow my legs are dry and I can move them, and look everywhere. Soon enough, I find a baby dragon. Younger than Spike, and it has wings. It looks just like the dragon I used as a persona (Dragonsona?) in the chapter that may or may not be called 'The Ticket'. I know i'm breaking the fourth wall, but buck it. A disaster has happened.

I now have 2 new roommates.