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Discord Insults

by PonyTom
To deal with the boredom of immortality, Discord sends insults to ponies throughout Equestria...

Discord is immortal - or at the very least he's lived a really long time - and sometimes, that can get boring, especially when you've promised to be (relatively) good. So, he decides to reap another form of chaos and insult as many ponies in Equestria as he can!


I don't know, I was bored and wrote this. I apologize in advance.
Inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from HHG2TG and Arthur from Fable III

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
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3516 words: Estimated 18 minutes to read
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47 Chapters:

  1. Twilight Sparkle 2014-04-24 08:58:26 UTC
    41
  2. Rainbow Dash 2014-04-24 08:58:34 UTC
    34
  3. Rarity 2014-04-24 08:58:44 UTC
    72
  4. Pinkie Pie 2014-04-24 08:59:08 UTC
    57
  5. Fluttershy 2014-04-24 08:59:16 UTC
    50
  6. Applejack 2014-04-24 08:59:26 UTC
    10
  7. Cup Cake 2014-04-24 08:59:33 UTC
    82
  8. Carrot Cake 2014-04-24 08:59:40 UTC
    72
  9. Lyra 2014-04-24 08:59:46 UTC
    30
  10. Big Macintosh 2014-04-24 09:01:08 UTC
    34
  11. Apple Bloom 2014-04-24 09:01:52 UTC
    55
  12. Granny Smith 2014-04-24 09:04:25 UTC
    88
  13. Winona 2014-04-24 09:05:12 UTC
    18
  14. Scootaloo 2014-04-24 09:05:52 UTC
    31
  15. Scootaloo Part Twotaloo 2014-04-24 09:06:31 UTC
    43
  16. Sweetie Belle 2014-04-24 09:07:29 UTC
    31
  17. Vinyl Scratch 2014-04-24 09:08:39 UTC
    59
  18. Spike 2014-04-24 09:15:49 UTC
    54
  19. Discord 2014-04-24 09:34:41 UTC
    29
  20. Angel Bunny 2014-04-24 09:35:12 UTC
    38
  21. Derpy Hooves 2014-04-24 09:36:22 UTC
    63
  22. Sombra 2014-04-24 09:37:56 UTC
    41
  23. Queen Chrysalis 2014-04-24 09:38:43 UTC
    39
  24. Maud Pie 2014-04-24 19:56:57 UTC
    60
  25. The Great and Powerful Trixie 2014-04-25 09:18:49 UTC
    51
  26. Flim 2014-04-25 09:26:11 UTC
    51
  27. Flam 2014-04-25 09:29:59 UTC
    39
  28. Flash Sentry 2014-04-26 12:22:54 UTC
    79
  29. Sunset Shimmer 2014-04-26 12:30:22 UTC
    83
  30. Shining Armor 2014-04-29 06:01:14 UTC
    236
  31. Princess Cadence 2014-04-29 06:08:24 UTC
    82
  32. Time Turner/Doctor Hooves 2014-05-01 11:50:42 UTC
    112
  33. Cheese Sandwich 2014-05-05 05:46:33 UTC
    107
  34. Lightning Dust 2014-05-05 06:00:19 UTC
    116
  35. Braeburn 2014-05-05 06:10:20 UTC
    180
  36. Tirek 2014-05-10 16:22:37 UTC
    135
  37. Tree of Harmony 2014-05-10 16:27:57 UTC
    53
  38. Cerberus 2014-05-11 12:32:03 UTC
    146
  39. Zecora 2014-05-11 13:14:13 UTC
    81
  40. Princess Celestia 2015-03-13 02:56:20 UTC
    106
  41. Starlight Glimmer 2015-04-12 21:44:28 UTC
    73
  42. Princess Luna 2015-04-24 10:26:25 UTC
    106
  43. Smooze 2015-05-18 07:37:55 UTC
    69
  44. Tree Hugger 2015-05-24 10:51:08 UTC
    111
  45. Ponyville Post Office 2015-05-24 10:51:25 UTC
    125
  46. Gilda 2015-05-24 10:51:35 UTC
    60
  47. Cranky and Matilda Doodle 2015-06-22 08:05:53 UTC
    184