(Before you start reading this fic, read the warnings below!)

It’s been thousands of years since the Royal sisters first ascended the throne of Equestria and they have ruled ever since. But lately both of them have grown sick of the life of eternal responsibility and servitude to their ponies. Therefore, deciding they’ve deserved retirement, Celestia and Luna hoof the throne to princess Twilight after preparing her for her new responsibility, and disappear from the map of Equestria to start a new life somewhere else, each sister choosing her own path.

We follow the fresh new beginning of ex-princess Celestia who picks one of the human universes as the center of her new less strenuous and more fun life! Once she teleports on Earth, she finds herself in the room of a young programmer who goes by the name of Seamus. After a lot of negotiations and arguing the man agrees to let her stay with him if Celestia can turn herself human. Being prepared for such an option Celestia takes a special potion brewed by Zecora and drinks it on the spot. However its effects aren’t exactly what she was hoping for. She is now a 5’9’’ foot pony human hybrid with a well-endowed woman’s body. Read forth as we follow the comedic life of a wise-ass Anthro Alicorn and a sexually confused yet horny dude! Not to mention that both of them get to be roomies… Oh the Sexual Insanity! O.o

Warning:
The following themes may not be likeable by everyone!

Anthro Celestia!
Random prologue
Non-canon Celestia! She’s Cocky and Sassy! She uses lots of crude language and sexual teasing! She’s a Motrollestia! XD
Heavy sexual themes and crude language!
No mindless sex until the end of the fic but still plenty of teasing!
Celestia/Human OC shipping!
This fic contains parodic elements!
Not to be compared to Ecchi Animes! No inspiration was drawn from those, you crazy Anime fans! XO
Big breasted Celestia!

If you hate any of these or all of them and consider them a major turn off and downvote bait then please click on something else!

Cover art by Kloudmutt