
"I am the prettiest unicorn!"
Everybody thinks they're the prettiest unicorn.
What happens when a group a murderous, bloodthirsty, low IQ wielding maniacs with magical horned pony hats and top shelf weaponry (kinda) all decide that they're each the prettiest unicorn to ever trot the face of the Earth? Do they talk it out and decide that true beauty is on the inside? Do they decide that they're all the prettiest in their own way? Do they- okay, you know what, we all know that these idiots are just going to end up killing each other. Let's just laugh at them while they do it.
Cover art from ponybot.net



2194 words: Estimated 11 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- "No you're not!" 2014-04-26 04:44:46 UTC2194