When I discovered My Little Pony, Equestria seemed like heaven compared to earth. So when season two starts and I get a visit from Discord who asks if I want to go there?

I allready knew my answer before he finished his question. How foolish I was.

And then I'm here, hunted like a criminal, feared as a monster and living like a fugitive. And right about now I'm willing to do anything to get away from this world or to be left alone.

No matter how.