As I sit there, in the middle of the six mares looking at me in worry, I get a really bad feeling in my gut. The girls were wearing necklaces of various colors, save Twilight who wore a tiara, that looked just like their cutiemarks. Said necklaces were starting to glow brightly, and I wince at the sudden light. Damn, this hurts my eyes...

The light gets brighter, and suddenly, I hear a *hiss* from somewhere, before a lancing pain makes itself known in my head.

"AHH!! Fuck!!" I cry out, squeezing my eyes shut while clutching my head. It feels like my head is splitting open! I see the light fade through my eyelids, but the pain wouldn't stop! I drop to my knees, thrashing around in an attempt to shake whatever this was.

"Frosty!" I hear Rainbow shout, and feel a pair of hooves, and a pair of hands try to steady me. But just as I feel them, A similar pain starts up in my back, near the shoulder blades.

"AAHHH!!!" Once again, I can't keep a cry of pain from escaping. What the hell is going on?!

"Frosty, what's wrong?!" Rainbow asks beside me, frantically

"He needs a docta!!" Flossy yells

I finally manage to open my eyes, looking squarely at a worried Celestia.

"Y-you... fucking liar...." Was all I managed to get out, then everything went black.

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How long was I out? God, this hurts.... not as bad as before though, thankfully. I try to move my hand, only getting a couple twitches in response. It feels like I'm in a bed, I barely register the feeling of a blanket, and something under my back, jabbing into my already sore shoulder blades.

I gingerly crack an eye open, then immediately shut it as a bright meets it. Where's some damn eyedrops when you need them? Fucking lying Princess, said it wouldn't hurt-

"I think he's waking up!" I hear Twilight say from my left, shortly before I hear the a door slam open.

"Yo, Frosty! Ho, thank god you ain't dead!" Flossy says, walking up to my right "You alright man?"

"It's okay she said. We're not gonna hurt you she said. And she wonders why I don't fucking trust people..." I grumble, my parched throat not letting me get to loud, and I open my eyes again, getting used to the light.

Twilight was on my left, along with the other girls, looking shameful with her ears flattened to her head. Flossy was on my right with a glass of water. I was in what looked like a hospital room,

"Here dawg, you been out a bit." He says, handing said glass to me. Something seems.... off. And whatever is under me is really starting to get on my damn nerves.

"The fuck happened?" I ask, a little anger creeping into my voice. Flossy looks over at the girls with narrowed eyes.

"Good question. Well?" He asks, looking at each of then in turn, "Somebody betta start talkin'! The fuck is that on my niggas' head?!" What?

I slowly put a hand to my forehead, only to come into contact with something hard, conical....wait a fucking second!

"Twilight..." I start, a little panic creeping into my voice "Is this what I think it is...?"

"Frosty, try not to panic-" Twilight starts before I cut her off

"I'm gonna if you don't tell me WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!!" I finally snap, making the girls cringe back at my sudden change in volume.

"You maaay or may not have a horn now....and wings..." She says by way of an answer, making me pause. Horn. Wings.

What. the. hell. Are they messing with me? No way in hell do I have wings, let alone a horn!

"...You're kidding me, right? If this is a joke, it ain't funny!" I try to sit up, only to have Twilight push me back down with a hoof.

"Frosty, please calm down... we don't know what happened..." Twilight almost begs, her voice cracking.

"Look at the bright side! You have wings, so you can fly now! And if you have a horn, maybe you can use magic too!" Pinkie says suddenly, popping up by Flossy with a grin on her face, then she looks at my eyes and her grin grows bigger "And your eyes look super cool!"

"Get me a mirror." I say, having reached my wits end. "No fucking way I changed that much."

Rarity walks up to me, levitating a hand mirror (hoof mirror?) up to my face, letting me see for myself. My eyes widen, I can't believe what I'm seeing...

A bluish white, six inch spiral horn was jutting from my forehead, ending in a semi-sharp point, giving me about another 3 inches in height. My pink eyes now had slitted pupils, my Sclera now pure white, with no hint of veins.

The girls look at me nervously as I just lay back down, my "wings" jabbing into my shoulders again. What the actual....

You know what? That's the last time I trust a fucking princess. First a zombie, then a half zombie, now some human/alicorn mix? What, am I gonna have hooves soon, too? Then turn into a dragon, maybe?!?!

"Can you girls give me and mah homie a minute?" Flossy asks, breaking my descent into hysteria. The girls leave, except for Rainbow dash, who walks up to my left.

"I'm not leaving. We're homies now, remember?" she asks, to which Flossy nods his head.

"True. Alright, Frosty, here's what happened. They flashed some kinda light at you, then you started thrashing around and screaming before ya passed out. Then the horn just grew, and the wings just ripped themselves right outta ya back! Not gonna lie, I though I was gonna puke." Flossy explains, "So we took ya to this hospital, but they didn't know what ta do with ya. Good thing ya didn't need nothin'."

"I'll tell you what I need, a handsaw." I comment dryly, making Rainbow wince, looking at me with wide eyes.

"Dude, don't even joke about that! Having wings isn't that bad! And I guess you're technically an alicorn-"

"Please don't say that again." No way in hell. I'm a human, nothing will change that.

"Does that make ya a prince?" Flossy asks as if he didn't just hear me say that. "Shit, I can see mah nigga bein' royalty!"

"Flossy, if this is payback for a week of no sleep, knock it off. This is serious. Besides the princesses, are their any other alicorns?"

"Just Cadence, Twilight's sister in law." Rainbow answers with a shrug.

I open my mouth to promptly panic when there's a knocking at the door. Flossy gets up, walking to the door before opening it.

"Ya mind? We're t-" He cuts himself off as he sees who's at the door. Princess Luna was at the door, looking slightly worried. Yeah, thanks for caring so much you-

"May I come in?" Luna asks. Flossy looks back at me with a raised eyebrow. You know what? I need to have a serious talk with her. I nod, and Flossy steps aside to let her through. She looks squarely at me, her eyes widening at the sight of my horn, then my eyes.

"I apparently got wings now, too." I comment, unamused.

"W-we didn't think thou would be put through such pain..." her eyes start to water ever so slightly "oh dear mother, what have we done?"

Okay, I know I'm supposed to be mad (and don't get me wrong, I still am) but I never liked seeing women cry...

Unless I'm hired to kill them.

"Hey now, it's not like you knew this would happen." I concede, looking away. "Although I'm a freak of nature now."

"Mine sister and I feel terrible about what has happened to you..." I turn to look at her again, meeting her ashamed eyes with my new pink, slitted ones. "Wouldst thou ever find it in thy heart to forgive us?"

"...Is there a way to turn me back?" I ask, remembering my little bout of hysteria and checking under the blanket. Yep, I still got feet.

"...we have tried, whilst thou was unconscious. We cannot." Are you serious right now?

"I'll think about it." I say, looking down at my hands, "That hurt like a bitch, though."

"We must be going, now. Almost time to bring in the night. Again, we are dearly sorry, Sir Frosty. And mine sister has a message, before I leave. As it seems thou art an alicorn-" my eye twitches "-Mine sister would like to adopt you into the royal family."

...........

"What?"

Author's Note

Well, didn't see that coming! And I'm the author!

As always, let me know if you find any grammar or spelling mistake in the comments and I'll get right on that.