
Cold
Well, didn't see this coming. Get a job for a hit, and get sent to this girly pony world with only my clothes and weapons... crap.
The name's Frosty. No, not because I smoke a corncob pipe, or have a button nose, and I'm not fat. I'm an Albino. Paper white skin, Snow white hair, pink eyes, whole package. My homies call me that, and it stuck.
Anyway, I got a job from my boss to whack this weird dude in San Antonio. Skimped out on the protection payment,
so they sent me and my partner, Flossy, to take him out. This dude thought traveling to other dimensions was possible, seemed crazy enough to try it. But maybe he wasn't as crazy as we thought....
Follow me and my homie as we get accustomed to equestria...
....But we wanna go home... (Character tags will change as the story progresses)





33390 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
23 Chapters:
- The hit 2014-04-27 21:39:57 UTC1697
- Well, Damn. 2014-04-28 00:08:11 UTC1150
- Royal pain. 2014-04-28 02:54:37 UTC1325
- Royal pain pt. 2 2014-04-29 01:29:06 UTC1477
- Didn't see that coming... 2014-04-30 23:42:23 UTC1522
- Spilling some beans... 2014-05-04 19:02:24 UTC1803
- Aftermath 2014-07-08 20:07:49 UTC1742
- New home 2014-07-10 19:43:22 UTC1787
- A new homie 2014-07-15 15:02:14 UTC1864
- Oh boy... 2014-07-24 20:37:08 UTC1293
- The morning after 2014-07-30 00:26:32 UTC1676
- What am I? 2014-07-30 18:15:39 UTC1490
- Induction pt.1 2014-07-31 17:40:09 UTC2179
- Induction pt.2 2014-08-04 03:07:46 UTC1525
- Induction final part 2014-08-04 22:56:30 UTC2506
- The afterparty (and getting backup) 2014-08-09 16:19:33 UTC1314
- Born of hate 2014-08-10 01:55:30 UTC961
- It goes on 2014-08-14 20:41:20 UTC1064
- A letter sent 2015-02-09 03:33:13 UTC1386
- The beginning of the end 2015-02-23 03:17:34 UTC1129
- Why now? 2015-03-08 19:33:42 UTC1127
- The first sign 2015-03-20 19:59:25 UTC913
- Speaking my mind 2015-04-12 19:42:52 UTC460