Hey dweebs, Alex said she'd eat me out while wearing the special outfit I bought her if I help her fill in the blanks. Hope you idiots enjoy glimpsing my awesome.

Me and Luna aren't sure how Alex got high on sex. She said it might have to do with the constant magicks fiddling with Alex's head. Twinkle hair looked kinda guilt when she said it, but she was willing to help me drag Alex's juicy flank home. Humans are actually easier to carry than ponies, but you need two flyers of you want to do it right.

I got her hands, Luna got her feet, and we hauled her ass back to the castle nice and quick. We managed to avoid gawkers and rag writers by sticking above cloud height. Unfortunately, Alex's sweet little body can't take breathing at such altitudes, so she was even more out of it when we got to her room.

*there is a click of a door opening and closing.*

Ohh fuck, Alex just walked in wearing the little nightie I got her. It fits her like a glove. He he, but all you perverts reading this are jealous!

Mmm, back to the story.

So, we carry her back to her room, but right outside the window I have to stand up straight on the balcony to get the window with my wing. Before I can react, Alex literally just shoves her face between my haunches and starts trying to eat me out!

Mm, like she's about to do right now.

So, I'm struggling to pull Alex out of my pussy, while opening the door and not dropping her. Even for an awesome griffon like me, it's a bit of a struggle. Of course, crater ass figures out what's going on right away, but instead of helping she just stands there laughing her ass off.

*Gilda's breath becomes rushed. You start to have trouble understanding her.*

So now I'm trying not to drop Alex, open the window with my wings, getting eaten out, and screaming at Luna for not helping. And that's when Blue blood opens the window and says.

*the sound is punctuated by a loud clatter.*

FUCK ALEX, eat me out harder you little slut!

Gilda, you dropped my pho-mmph

Mmm, Frack your phone! I'll buy you a dozen! Just please don't stop!

*there is ah usual animal cry followed by the sound of gentle gulping*

Mmm drink it all, good pet.

Mm ohh yeah, the memoir. Yeah, then Blue blood said, "funny, my horoscope told me to expect rain, but I never expected it would be raining cute girls. Would you three like to come inside?"

Then we tossed Alex inside, beat the shit out of blue blood, and got Alex to finish eating me out. It was a good day.

Author's Note

I felt like it.