Surprise! You're Engaged!

"I, Blueblood, do hereby swear that I sexually harrased Princess Gilda, Princess Luna, and Duchess Alex in a fashion unfitting for a stallion in my station. I accept any punishments the one know as 'Alex' decides to inflict upon me. Also, in further recognition of the innapropriateness of my action, I use my power to publically declare that, 'Gilda rocks pussy best.'"

Blueblood turned away from the microphone and the crowd of nobles. "p-please don't hurt me." he begged the seething griffon gently. She nodded once, and flew away.