The fastest flyer in Equestria orders a Fighter Jet off the internet. Nothing wrong with that, right? She just wants to fly around in a jet. Loaded with weapons. And then land it safely. Yep. That's all.

Shameless action trollfic/crackfic. This story is not meant to be taken seriously. Rated mature for violent, albeit totally absurd situations, plus language and other suggestive stuff.