
The Life and Times of an Alchemist Turned Pony
Okay, saving Equestria from powers I foisted on it, not a problem. Saving a mare from certain death, easy! Getting used to being a pony? Someone shoot me.
Okay, SO, after stopping Omega and saving Equestria from whatever he had planned, along with Measured from certain death, I kinda, sorta, maybe used up a bit too much of my power.
There's no 'maybe' about it, you did.
And Measured, Twilight, and I are going to do some tests to see how bad it is.
Once you stop flinching at the very mention of Twilight's name.
First things first, though. Someone get me away from Cel, she's gone bananas!





46609 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
17 Chapters:
- Chapter 1 - Escape from the hospital! 2014-04-29 04:47:37 UTC1826
- Chapter 2 - Your new body and you 2014-04-30 01:25:25 UTC1529
- C̝ͅh͖ͅạ̞̭p̨t̳̤͍͘e͔r̙͜ ͕̙̺͈͍̞̙͢?̘͉??̜̥̺͕̖ ͍̰̭̫̣̠ͅ-̛̫̦̦͇̼ ͏̠̟̲̱̟̮H̠̻̪͠e̢͔̜̱̺̭ͅ ͓̟̬̭̝̕s̹̥ée̱̹̳̦͞s͘ ͇͎y̸̻͙o͔u ͎̙̖͚̲̲w̥͈͕̱̹̭̥ḩ̥̟̗͓̜̟en͖̣̩͔̫̳͉ ̸͇̟̩͖̪y̥̣̘̰͙̻͔o̬͙̬u͎̲̣͝'͏̠̮̖r͝e̸̳̠̥̲̝ ̣̜ṣ̭̠̺̥i̢̩̹̬͍̮̘̤ṇn̩͕i̫ń͔͙͚̖g̟̝̯͢.̥̙̳̺̩́.̰͙.̺̭̤͖͠ͅ 2014-05-03 06:08:19 UTC4515
- Chapter 3 - Perfectly reasonable responses 2014-05-02 15:32:42 UTC2104
- Side Chapter 1 - How NOT to tame your manticore 2014-05-04 15:56:56 UTC1553
- Chapter 4 - In the list of horrible ideas, this one is up there. 2014-05-05 14:30:31 UTC
- Chapter 5 - Whoever said making up is fun to do is a damn liar 2014-05-06 06:01:22 UTC2208
- Chapter 6 - Lich, meet pony. Pony, meet lich. Play nice. 2014-05-07 15:03:21 UTC5293
- Chapter 7 - Oh right, that's why we don't do that. 2014-05-08 15:27:58 UTC2169
- Chapter 8 - All in all, it was a good day. Then we hit the bar. 2014-05-13 06:02:12 UTC5496
- Chapter 9 - I'm not sure if this is better or worse 2014-05-16 10:43:49 UTC2320
- Chapter 10 - Well, that was less painful than I thought it'd be 2014-05-18 19:58:22 UTC1673
- Chapter 11 - Shift the way you think 2014-05-20 04:34:50 UTC7622
- Chapter 12 - Tying up loose ends feels different than I'd thought 2014-05-22 21:29:04 UTC2658
- Side Chapter - Not an End, but Another Beginning 2014-05-26 04:07:17 UTC1581
- Chapter 13 - Why is it that making things official is so painful? 2014-05-23 17:18:41 UTC
- Chapter 14 - Time marches ever on and on... 2014-05-27 00:19:38 UTC4062