
The Age of Ascension
Hello. My name is John Thomas (I will kill you if you laugh.), and this is my recollection of the past few months in Equestria, and how much shit hit the fan when we did come.
The events in this story are real. Names and ages have been modified to protect me and my friend's identities. If I didn't, we would have died a long time ago. The reason I chose this site is because of the fact that no one else would believe me. I hope this site can. I hope I can trust you, as the reader, to use the information within to good use.
My name is John Thomas. I am 15 years old. This is the "story" of how Equestria turned evil.
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Rated Teen for swearing and innuendos. If you didn't laugh at the main character's name, don't read this.




5450 words: Estimated 27 minutes to read
4 Chapters:
- Hospital Gowns, Full Johnstons, and Face Punching 2014-05-02 22:13:27 UTC1679
- Draconequuses, Alicorns, and Even More Hospital Gowns 2014-05-07 20:06:16 UTC1653
- TV Shows, Stalkers and Quiz Questions 2014-05-27 21:38:27 UTC1037
- Car Crashes, Pony Tears, and Drunken Stupors 2014-05-29 22:34:58 UTC1081