This story was written as a parody of the events involved with the Season 3 finale, Magical Mystery Cure. Because if Twilight gets to be an alicorn in the canon, why can't I make anypony an alicorn?

Besides, you know who needs more attention? Big Macintosh.

On the day this idea was brewed up, a strange and altogether surreal story was created, and many laughs were had in the writing. Enjoy!

Cover image belongs to Onnanoko, and can be bought on Redbubble.com for shirts, cards, etc.