I guess this is alright.

Hello everybody sorry that this chapter is short well hope you guys like it.

location: pony-vile school play area

time: unknown

Diamond Tiara turned to face me and for a second it was just me and her steering at each other and for that one moment I WAS SCARED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!

"What did you just call me!" she said again ,but this time she had venom in her voice.

Okay Scott you got yourself this far theres no turning back now.

"You heard me!" I said in a low voice.

She then slamed her hoof and two body guards came out of no where everybody took a big step forward and then a big cloud of smoke exploded in front of us.

OKAY! what the fuck this is not the MY little pony I know this is like bull shit.

She then look at me and said "GET HIM!"

The guards then appeared in front of me and one of them slammed there hoof in my stomach sending me back a few inches and that hurt like a mother fucker. I gasp for air as I hold my stomach from the sudden punch and as the ether guard came towards me everything...stop.

"Why hello there my dear boy it seems to me that your in a big problem here."

A very familiar voice said to me.

I got up still holding my stomach in pain.

"NO SHIT! wait... DISCORD!"

"Hehe the one and only."

rage mode:ON

"DISCORD WHAT.THE.FUCK MAN YOU CANT JUST SEND ME HERE AND MAKE ME EVERYTHING I'M NOT AND DON'T WANT TO BE! THE FUCK MAN CHANGE ME TO WHAT I WANT TO BE I FUCKING HATE THIS BODY AND I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU I KNOW I WANTED TO GO TO EQUESTRIA ,BUT NOT LIKE THIS MAN WHAT THE FUCK NO NOO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK BAR B Q AT BOB PLACE MAN YOU FUCK UP MY FAVORITE DREAM DUDE WHAT THE FUFUFUFUFU FUCK!"

Discord appeared in front of me making me stumble back a few inches he then look at me with a funny face like if I just got trolled and then opened his hand to a stack of paper he then wave his head left to right while moving his finger.

"Well there's nothing to be mad at Scott besides you are in Equestria and plus you were to excited to read the contract I gave you so you still cant say anything and theirs no way of going back so you just have to live with it ,but I well give you back up from these."

He then showed two pony's but these ones look real different from any other pony I seen before in the show.

"Now when I snap my fingers everything will go back to what it was normally at so anything eles besides the brony problem."

"YES!"

"What is it?"

"Um... fuck you."

"You know I given ether's this deal before and your the first one to be like this."

"Wait are you fo...

*SNAP*

As the ether guard was coming towards me the pony that Discord showed me caught him and throw him to the ground and look at the ether one, the second guard was a bit confused at first ,but then charge at the pony Discord gave me. He saw him and made a quick turn before getting punched in the face.

The first pony got up ,but was beaten up pretty badly so he just passed out.

I look back at the ether guard to see that he was breathing heavily ,but as he was about to take another hit at the pony the ether one caught his hoof and slam him to the ground once again. By now both guards were past out and the pony's faced me.

"Um thank you ?"

they both nodded and vanished.

Sweetie,Scootaloo and Apple Bloom came up to me with a surprized face.

"Wow that was amazing I bet Twi doesn't even know magic like this." Sweetie Belle said.

"That was cool ,but not as cool as Rainbow Dash." Scootaloo said in a cool way.

"I bet the princess cant even do some thing like that." Apple Bloom said while clopping her hoof on the ground.

"Hehe no problem filly." I said while rubbing my head.

I look around to see every pony starring at me"SOO what do we do now?"

*SLAP*

Apple Bloom slap me with her hoof.

I fell to the ground holding my face cause God that fucking hurt like hell.

"OW THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

Apple Bloom gave me the most serious look in the world.

"Twister its time to wake up!"

"WHAT!"

"Its time to wake up!"

By know everybody was gathering around me.

"Its time to wake up." those were the same words that kept repeating.

I started to look at everybody now and I was getting really fucking confused. Everybody was looking at me know even Diamond Tiara and Sliver Spoon were looking at me while saying wake up.

"THE FUCK ARE YA'LL TALKING ABOUT!"

Everybody started to hit me first Scootaloo then Apple Bloom and then followed by the rest.

"OW! THE FUCK STOP HITTING ME ASSHOLES!" I was on the ground taking a bunch of fucking hits and it hurt like hell then it all stop...

I opened my left eye to see Apple Bloom standing above me holding her left hoof.

"WAKE.UP!"

*SLAM*

I jump up ,but saw no one in sight.

"Whoa just a dream a really fuck up dream."

I look around to see my surroundings ,but saw nothing but the Apple Farm and the school ,but then i turned around to see a pissed off Cheerilee looking at me with a glare.I turned back around as fast as I could and started to run for my life ,but bump into AppleJack on the way.

"Why hey there Twister how was school?"

"It was fine now can we go please I want to get out of here wait you know what i'll go back into town."

I started to walk off ,but then flew to air while my front hoofs were hanging to the ground damn my small body...

"Come on now I still gotta pick up Apple Bloom."

We started to walk back to school and now all I can say was.

I'm royally fuck...

Sorry that this chapter took so long I was having family problems well thanks everybody and hope to see ya'll later.