I guess this is alright.

Hello everybody well here's the next chapter hope you guys like it also very sorry about the long wait I had to go do some important stuff plus one also i'm probably gonna do the wedding in my later chapters so stick by side and well complete this campaign.

Pony-vile school

time: unknown

"HE SAID WHAT!" Apple Jack screamed

Cheerilee then look at me then back at Apple Jack.

"Yes and if he does that again he well be banish from the school i'm sorry Apple Jack ,but this is the first time a pony has cussed in my class and now the ether pony's are scared out of there minds right now so this foal is going to have to learn some manners."

Apple Jack look at me with a glare and said in a loud voice.

"OH I'LL GIVE HIM SOME MANNERS!"

panic mode:ON

OOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT!

AppleJack took a few moments to clam down and then sighed in relief.

"Well thank you so much miss Cheerilee i'll take him off your hoofs and i'll be seeing you come on Apple Bloom!"

We started to walk out of the school and into pony-vile when Apple Bloom said something.

"Thank you mister Twister for helping me and my friends."

I didn't know what to say cause this was the first time a pony thank me for something.

"Um no problem ki...FILLY!"

She jump back from the sudden out burst from me and Apple Jack gave me a surprised look.

"Um well thank you and you gotta meet my friends too there the best." she said with a cheer full smile.

"Well I don't think right now would be the best time ki...FILLY!"

Apple Bloom ears drop at my offer and hung her head low then AppleJack gave me an annoyed look.

"Whats wrong with you cat got your flank or something?"

I chucked at the look she gave me but looking at her, she didn't seem to catch the idea. I got serious and gave her a fake smile cause really I dont want to get my ass or flank in my frist day of pony-vile or should I say ... Equestria!

"Um no I just have a problem hehe."

The fuck did i just say.

Apple Bloom took this a offer and jump up with excitement.

"Well if you like you can come with us to Sugar Cube Corner."

Sugar Cube Corner hmm well I don't have anything to do so what the heck.

"Um sure why not."

Two minutes later we got to Sugar Cube Corner and were in front of the door plus i'm positively sure I'd heard talking in there ,but being a brony and all I knew that it was going to be a "party" or something. I saw Apple Jack give Apple Bloom a quick nod then Apple Bloom rushed to the back of the bakery. Apple Jack then look at me with a playful smile.

"Well looks like were here Twister, well you be so kindly to open the door?"

Fuck it i'm gonna troll her.

I gave Apple Jack the most annoying squee in my entire life and she fall to the ground while holding her ears, but for that one moment when she got up and I look into her eye's, I think she really wanted to kick my ass all the ways back to Earth ,but luckily for me she doesn't know about Earth. I went as fast as I can to the door and opened it to see it all dark, but there's was no time to waste I quickly ran inside the house and screamed in the top of my lungs.

*click*

"SU..."

"SURPRISE!" I said while jumping in the air eyes closed kind of like Fluttershy's when Rainbow Dash did the sonic rain boom, something that "I" was dying to try out ,but now I cant all thanks to Discord himself. I landed on the ground kind of like a rock star when he slides with the guitar on stage and opened my left eye to see everyone in pony-vile in this small little tiny room. I don't know how but Equestria beats Earths physics by a long shot.

I look around to see every pony in shock at my sudden move. A few minutes past and everybody started to talk again so I just figured that they calmed down. I started to walk around the place to get to know every pony, but then as I was turning around I saw this extremely big cake, I walk over to it to see my name written on it and dame I knew I had to have a piece.

A blur of pink hit me straight in the nose as I was going to dig my face in it.

*SMACK*

"WANT SOME I BAKE IT ALL JUST FOR YOU BUT NOT REALLY CAUSE ALL PONY'S HAVE TO HAVE A PIECE AND PLUS THAT'S NOT NICE WHEN YOU DON'T SHARE!"

OOOOHHHH MY GOD WHY THE FUCKING FACE PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THERE FROM NOW ON!

I made a soft groan in pain as I look up to see... OH.MY.GAWD PINKIE PIE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

"OH MY GO... CELESTIA ITS YOU!"

Pinkie look around then back at me. "Well duh there's is only one of me *GASP* OR THERE CAN BE ALIENS OUT THERE WHO TRY TO ACT LIKE ME ... but thats just silly like Twilight says though i'm just being Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie PIE look around then at me she then grab me and pulled me under the covers. I thought we were hiding from someone, but then her hair went down and she gave me a mean ass scary look. I wanted to run, but she holding me to tight. She went nose to nose to me. And said to me in a low dark voice.

"Listen here, I know who you are "Scott" but if you hurt any of my friends I will go Cupcakes on your flank do I make myself clear!"

Every single thing in my body just wanted to fall apart like legos right now. I read that stuff and every time for a month I saw pinkie Pie I would just wonder what would happen if that happened to a brony or more importantly ME!

*GULP*

"Y...y...y...ye...yes..."

Pinkies hair then pop back to normal and here cheerful smile came back.

"WELL OKAY THEN AND HERES YOUR CAKE."

She handed me the piece of cake and zoomed off to another direction. I sat there looking at a drip of red frosting coming down from the top but I couldn't even look at it right so I just simply push it away from me and curled up to a ball with my eyes wide.

"Today is gonna be a long day..."

Well there you go the next chapter, again sorry about ya'll having to wait so long it's just getting a bit rough for me but hopefully everything gonna be okay thank ya'll all and I hope to see ya'll next chapter!