Pinkie and the Remote Control World

Tornado

By The Isapie

"What...It's so late..."

Pinkie crawled out of bed at 10:37:61 the next morning, which she found very odd. If Freedom didn't wake her up first, then her daughters would barrel into her room at teleportation speeds. That, and she had an internal clock set for 8:30. So why...

"Ding ding ding ding!"

"Hold on, I'm coming!" Yelled Pinkie down the stairs, as she combed her hair. It went from bed hair to straight hair in a few seconds, then Pinkie held her breath for a moment as it poofed back into place. "Pinkie! It's me, Twilight! I need two dozen muffins, stat!" Yelled the muffled voice from outside. "Why would you-" Pinkie started saying, but was interrupted by the door being held in eleven different magic auras and opened. Outside, Twilight, along with her daughters Nyx and Starsong, her husband Flash Sentry and eight other random ponies that all looked alike. "Pinkie! Two dozen cupcakes, stat!" all of them yelled.

So Pinkie prepared two dozen fresh blueberry muffins in record time, and as she baked them, the bunch of ponies ate them. By the time she had baked her fifth dozen of cupcakes, Mrs. and Mr. Cake came downstairs. "Why hello Princess Twilight and family! What an honour to have you in our humble bakery!" Wait. Family?thought Pinkie. "Thanks Pinkie. I knew that we could rely on you for breakfast. Everyone, move out! Princess Celestia wants us at the Canterlot Royal Gardens at 11 'o'clock!" hollered Twilight. And with that, Twilight's mini army barrelled out the door.

"Twilight! Don't~Oh well. Hi Pinkie, can you sign this as a witness? Rarity and I want to get divorced, and my dear AJ refuses to sign the papers." said Spike as he came in, with Applejack and a different looking Rainbow Dash in tow. "Yup. Y'all know how much this would mean ta me. Please, Pinkie! Ah'm begging y'all!" pleaded AJ. She then kissed Spike on the cheek and said, "RD, tell Pinkie how much this would mean to us all." "Aunt Pinkie, please?" said Dashie, but Pinkie smelled the truth behind the sugar coating of her words. We need to talk.

"Sorry, I can't. I've got to bake, uh, five dozen cupcakes for Twilight and her folks!" lied Pinkie, putting on her best smile. "Oh well. Say, could y'all take care of our lil' RD today? She'll help y'all with the bakin'!" asked AJ, clearly not seeing through Pinkie's faux smile. "Why not? I could use a helper today!" replied Pinkie, smiling genuinely at Rainbow Dash.

After Spike and Applejack left, Rainbow Dash turned to Pinkie, a look of panic on her face.

"Alright, Pinkie. We need to talk."