Pinkie and the Remote Control World

Storm Center

By The Isapie

"Alright, Pinkie, here's all I've figured out so far. Apparently I'm a filly, and I'm Spike and Rares' daughter. They are about to break up, and Spike is now dating AJ. As well, Twilight and Flash Sentry now have ten kids, and Flutters is rejecting Discord. According to him, he's popped the question a total of 79 times. Last thing, which I am terribly sorry to tell you, Pinkie, many ponies saw Freedom and the triplets march out of town this morning." listed Rainbow Dash over cotton candy smoothie and chocolate chip cookies. "And the worst thing is, Soarin's dating Spitfire! My Soarin'! How dare Spitfire take him?!?!" she yelled, her fire rising. "MMPH!" Dash was then blocked by Pinkie, as she stuffed a random cupcake in her mouth "Dashie, I have an idea about what we should do. However, I think you'll need to go home and pack up a lot of stuff." Pinkie said as she ate another cookie, then rushed over to the oven. She pulled up a note that said, "Mr. and Mrs. Cake, I'll be out for a moment. Friends and I are going on an adventure." Strangely, the note had a string connected to it. Pinkie hooked it to a perfect little slot where there was also a button. She pressed it and as Dash watched, Pinkie's favourite oven rose on hydraulics, revealing the secret basement underneath.

"Well, Dashie? What are you waiting for? Let's go!"

In a matter of time, Pinkie and Dash had made their way to Pinkie's emergency "Let's go on an adventure" bunker, where she stored everything she needed for anything. "This is also where I get all my balloons," said Pinkie, gesturing to the pile of boxes, all labelled "Balloonies." Dash gasped as she saw one of the three Mare-do-Well costumes in a box. "Pinkie... What are these things?"

"Dashie, clearly they're all my stuffishes, and you should know that. In the meantime, grab whatever you think we'll need. I have a feeling that that's gonna be a lotta stuff," said Pinkie innocently. Dash considered all that Pinkie could possibly mean by "a lotta stuff", and came up with a conclusion. "Pinkie... Are we going to go past the..." she asked. "Yes, Dashie. We are going to break the fourth wall. I have a feeling that I know what's going on, and why this is happening, but we can't be sure of it. Hey, bring that bag," she suddenly said. It surprised Rainbow Dash for a moment, but she passed the said bag to Pinkie. "What is this?" she thought, but before the words could leave her lips, Pinkie said, "It's a special, magic bag I had Twilight enchant for me. This is where I get all the random stuff from. I store it in here!" she ended, gushing. "Okay... Pinkie, does it weigh much, and do you have a spare I can use?" asked Dash.

"No problemo, Dashie! And if you think Mr. and Mrs. Cake are going to be worried, I'll say to them and Spike and AJ that I'm taking you on a 2-week trip to Neighpon. I have some relatives there, and I arranged for them to have me over, although with this weird warp-ness I think the arrangements may have disappeared. Now come along, Dashie! For from today to next-next week, we will be known as Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, saviours of Equestria!"