Achievement Hunter in Equestria: JT Hailstorm Edition

Geoff sat in a meeting room with Princess Luna as she explained the situation to the top royal advisors. He was bored as can be, nothing to read, no paper to draw dicks, and certainly no video games. Trying to distract himself he uses his newfound magic to manipulate things. Some of the ponies in the room watched him closely as they’ve never seen anything like him.

“Geoff, would you like to describe what happened before you and your friends got here?” Princess Luna asked.

“Uh…sure. We were in our new office back at our world and we were about play this game for some possible material. The power went off and all of us woke up in weird places. I woke up in this castle. Come to find out we don’t know where this game came from. So now we are here and I can do this.” Geoff said. He moved some stuff and had fun doing so.

“We have managed to find 7 humans but they claim there might be another one.” Princess Luna said. She went into more detail and Geoff kept playing with some random papers. Somehow he managed to find a quill, ink, and a blank sheet of paper. He started drawing random pictures all over the paper.

“What makes Master Geoff qualified to rule a kingdom?” One of the advisors said. Geoff looked up and stopped doing what he was doing.

“How hard could it be? I managed a lot of people over at a tech company, and I get to keep these fuckers inline. I’m pretty sure I could handle it.” Geoff said. He thought to himself that it would be just as much fun as playing King Geoff. Then again he is the ruler of Achievement City and of the Achievement Hunter Office.

“Such eagerness, I think you’ll do great.” Princess Luna said.

“Princess Luna we need to mask the humans so the ponies of this land don’t become alarmed.” One of the Advisors said.

“I know what I must do.” Princess Luna said. Her horn glowed and her magic engulfed Geoff. A second later a transformation took place that made absolutely no sense at all. After the spell was cast Geoff looked at himself but he was still the same. He looked up at the advisors who stared at him in awe. “Will that work?”

“By Celestia, it will.” One of the Advisors said.

“What happened?” Geoff asked.

“This will help you see.” Princess Luna said. Princess Luna used her magic to bring forth a mirror. As Geoff gazed in the mirror he stared in awe.

“I’m like you except I’m white and my mane is different. Sweet.” Geoff said.

“He even sounds like her. Princess Luna you have outdone yourself.” One of the Advisors said.

“Geoff, you now look like my sister as well as sound like her. I can see you how you are because I know you more than the others. If we were to do this for the others that would prevent a commotion.” Princess Luna said.

“That sounds great.” Geoff said.

“Well then, I must be off to change the others into the ponies they replaced. Advisors see to it that Geoff here completes all of the duties my sister would normally do.” Princess Luna said.

“Wait, you’re leaving me to rule on my own?” Geoff asked.

“Yes, this transformation spell is crucial. You are in good hooves and I have faith that you’ll do good.” Princess Luna said. She left and Geoff was left to do his new duties as a Princess. One of which is settling disputes.

“If I may Master Geoff. The ponies will address you as Princess Celestia, it is crucial for you to speak when asked.” One of the Advisors said.

“Okay.” Geoff said. After an hour of settling disputes it was time to sit through meetings. One meeting after another, he was right about it being just like being a manager, only this time it’s on a grander scale. He signed off on several projects that seemed cool and useful. They broke the meeting for lunch.

“Master Geoff, is there anything you’d like for me to get you?” One of the Advisors asked.

“Some whiskey or something like that.” Geoff said.

“Master Geoff, you are the ruler of Equestria and you are representing our Princess.” One of the Advisors said.

“What no drinking?” Geoff said.

“Alcohol is bad for your health and it impairs judgment. It is certainly not something a ruler needs. Is there anything else I can get you?” The Advisor said. He thought to himself that this couldn’t be possible. Anyone with this much responsibility must have some sort of outlet. There must be something.

“Can I just wander the castle for awhile…by myself?” Geoff asked.

“If you insist. We will get you once the break is over.” The Advisor said.

“That will work.” Geoff said. Once the Advisors left he walked down the hallways looking for some kind of drink. Then he walked into a room. “If I wanted to keep a stash, where would it be?” He never really had to stash booze before but he had to think really hard. Then the idea came to him, he used his magic to push a secret button behind a vase in a bathroom. Then a secret staircase was revealed.

He walked down the stairs and there was a door with some weird writing on it. It must be a secret phrase or something like that so he stood there an analyzed it. After a minute he gave up.

“All I wanted was a drink.” Geoff said in defeat. The door opened and there it was, the chamber of booze. Much like a child’s reaction when they are taken to Disneyland, his face lit up as he walked in and looked at all of the bottles that lined the walls. There were liquors from all ages and all places. Shelves were labeled for certain occasions: Long Hard days, Meeting Days, Royal Ceremonies, Discord problems, Those days that the fate of Equestria is in Twilight’s hooves, Fridays, and Mondays.

Geoff shrugged then pulled a bottle down, and he found a glass then retrieved it. As he poured it he noticed that the smell was a tad strong but he ignored it. Then he took a drink and he made that face that one would make when they take their first shot of whiskey.

“Wow that is some strong shit.” Geoff exclaimed.

“Princess are you in there?” One of the Advisors called out.

“Yeah, I’ll be out in a few.” Geoff said. He started to run back up the stairs but turned around and got the bottle. It was a fairly small bottle, small enough to fit in his pocket so he hid it in his pocket. There was a knocking at the door so he ran up the stairs and sealed the chamber. Once the chamber was closed he walked out of the bathroom.

“There you are. We must hurry because we have a meeting with some foreign dignitaries.” The Advisor said.

“I can’t wait.” Geoff said. As they walked back to the meeting room he took a quick swig from the bottle. “Ugh, I hope the others are having more fun.”