Achievement Hunter in Equestria: JT Hailstorm Edition

Gavin watched as Rainbow Dash kicked some clouds. There were so many questions going through his head that he couldn’t keep up with them. How did he get here, why was he tied up to begin with, what is the problem with this blue flying pony, and why was he a cartoon?

When Rainbow Dash was finished she flew down to him. She knew she had to watch over him but honestly, he’s an asshole. One thing is certain there is no way she’s going to like him.

“What are you going to do now?” Gavin asked.

“Well I finished up clearing the skies over here so I’m going to clear the skies over in that area over there.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Well this doesn’t make any sense at all.” Gavin said.

“Why is that?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“It just doesn’t” Gavin said.

“Okay, you don’t make sense.” Rainbow Dash said.

“I make plenty of sense.” Gavin said.

“You are here in a world filled with ponies, and you are a human with wings. Call me crazy but you are the weird one here. Therefore you don’t make sense.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Well…your mane doesn’t make any sense.” Gavin said.

“Hey.” Rainbow Dash said.

“I mean what are you? Some sort of lesbian pony or something like that?” Gavin asked. The rage within Rainbow had reached its boiling point. She couldn’t take it anymore.

“That’s it. You’re dead. I’ll give you a 10 second head start.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Wha-Why?” Gavin asked.

“Start running.” Rainbow Dash growled. Gavin started running as fast as he could. They weren’t that far from Ponyville. He ran throughout the streets of Ponyville to avoid being killed by the enraged blue pony. As he ran he knew he would have to find somewhere he could hide but where? Then he saw a building that stuck out to him so he ran inside.

“Michael!” Gavin cried out. The one person who could possibly save him from the wrath of Rainbow Dash stood before him utterly confused by the sudden appearance of Gavin.

“Gavin?” Michael said.

“Michael, the bird is trying to kill me.” Gavin said.

“So.” Michael answered.

“You’ve got to protect me.” Gavin said. He hid behind Michael and cowered in fear. Michael looked down at the pitiful disgrace known as Gavin. Rainbow Dash casually walked through the door because Gavin left the door open. “Michael.”

“Why do I have to protect you from your own stupidity? You’re going to find a way to kill yourself anyways.” Michael said.

“No, Michael. What about Team Nice Dynamite?” Gavin asked.

“I’ll see what I can do. Even if it would be fun to watch you get killed by Rainbow Dash.” Michael sighed.

“Oh thank you Michael.” Gavin said. Michael calmly walked up to the enraged Rainbow Dash.

“Hey I know you want to kill him, I mean all of us have thought of it several times. He can’t stop the stupid things that come out of his mouth. Just ignore him and kill him when he least expects it.” Michael said.

“Michael!” Gavin cried.

“You don’t want to kill him here and make Rarity clean the mess up. That wouldn’t be what a friend would do.” Michael said.

“Fine…you hear that Gavin? I won’t kill you today, consider yourself lucky.” Rainbow Dash said. She left and Gavin stood up.

“That’s right walk…” Gavin yelled.

“You aren’t making it easier.” Michael said. Gavin looked at Michael dumbfounded. “Also you do realize you have to stay with her.”

“No I don’t.” Gavin said.

“Well I guess you can stay outside and die like the dog you are.” Michael said.

“But I wanna stay with you, my boy Michael.” Gavin said.

“Well you can’t.” Michael said.

“You’re my boy Michael.” Gavin said.

“Gavin, you can’t always change something you don’t like sometimes you have to man up and stop being a little bitch.” Michael said.

“That blue horse wants to kill me.” Gavin said.

“What did you do to make her hate you so much?” Michael asked. Gavin thought for a while. He thought so hard that you can almost hear the dead hamster run on its little hamster wheel.

“I dunno.” Gavin said.

“Really?” Michael asked.

“I was just asking her a legitimate question.” Gavin said.

“Let me guess, you asked her if she was a…” Michael said.

“Yes.” Gavin answered. Rarity walked in with a cup of tea then handed it to Michael. “You’re drinking tea?”

“It’s a special tea.” Rarity said. Michael took a sip and smiled.

“Special indeed.” Michael said.

“It’s a blend of my own creation. Do you like it?” Rarity asked.

“Yes, yes I do.” Michael said.

“Oh good. Would you like a cup?” Rarity asked. She looked at Gavin who was dumbfounded.

“He doesn’t need this type of thing…I mean he’s already irritated Dash to the point where she wants to kill him.” Michael said.

“Oh dear.” Rarity said.

“Michael, I want to try it.” Gavin said.

“No, this is the least you can do since I saved your ass from Rainbow Dash.” Michael said.

“But Michael…” Gavin begged.

“But Gavin...” Michael said. At that moment two fillies walked in. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were fighting over whether or not they were right about something.

“Hey look more of them.” Sweetie Belle said. They casually walked over to the two humans and Rarity. “Hi, what are your names?”

“Well I’m Michael and this poor excuse of a man is Gavin.” Michael said. Apple Bloom walked around them then stopped in front of Gavin.

“Ya replaced our friend.” Apple Bloom said.

“Oh look Michael, little ones.” Gavin said.

“Shut the f…shut up Gavin.” Michael said.

“Did you just censor yourself?” Gavin asked. Michael thought about it for a while and he censored himself around the little fillies. Which is unusual to him since usually he doesn’t give a fuck but something made him think about his words.

“Yeah I did.” Michael said. A confused look overtook his face as he tried to figure out what was going on with him.

“Are ya two any smarter than Ray?” Apple Bloom asked.

“Of course we are.” Gavin said.

“Not you. You are the dumbest person I have had the honor to meet.” Michael said.

“Michael.” Gavin said. He was hurt by Michael’s words.

“Hey I said ‘honor’ so that should count for something.” Michael said.

“Wait he replaced Scootaloo?” Sweetie Belle interjected. Rarity looked down at her little sister in disapproval.

“Now Sweetie…” Rarity started to say.

“It’s okay Rarity. Yes Sweetie Belle, apparently this fella here replaced Scoots.” Michael said.

“If you’ll excuse us we’re going to go back outside.” Sweetie Belle said. Both her and Apple Bloom walked outside. Gavin grew curious of the smaller ponies; this whole world went from scary to intriguing. He soon left the side of Michael and Rarity to go see what the two fillies were up to. When he caught up with them they looked at him.

“What are you doing?” Gavin asked.

“We were talking.” Sweetie Belle said.

“What were you talking about?” Gavin asked.

“Stuff.” Sweetie Belle said.

“Bef’re this gits ta the stupid part, we were gonna ask if ya’d like to help us git our cutie marks.” Apple Bloom said.

“I thought it was about…” Sweetie Belle started to say before Apple Bloom put her hoof in Sweetie Belle’s mouth.

“Jus’ that ain’t nothin’ else.” Apple Bloom said.

“What was the little unicorn going to say?” Gavin asked. Apple Bloom removed her hoof from Sweetie Belle’s mouth.

“I was thinking more of an adventure, than just a thing to get our cutie marks.” Sweetie Belle said. She was lying but it was better that Gavin didn’t know a thing about what Ray was helping out with.

“That sounds like fun.” Gavin said.

“Really? Y’all ain’t gonna ask any questions?” Apple Bloom asked.

“What could go wrong in this world? It is inhabited by adorable little ponies.” Gavin said. He had no idea of the various creatures of Equestria.

“Uh…” The two fillies said, they were utterly confused by the comment that Gavin made. They had to remind themselves that they are from a different dimension.

“Sure?” Sweetie Belle said with a question in her voice.

“So what are we going to do?” Gavin asked.

“We’re gonna go on an adventure.” Apple Bloom said.

“To where?” Gavin asked.

“We’re going to go collect some stuff in the Everfree forest.” Sweetie Belle said.

“The Ever…what?” Gavin asked. Apple Bloom had a hoof-to-face reaction, they’re hoping these new creatures can figure out how to fix everything.

“Let’s go.” Apple Bloom said. They started to walk off and Michael runs out to meet them.

“I better come with you.” Michael said.

“Why?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“One your sister wants me to go, and two this guy is the least dependable guy around.” Michael said.

“Hey, I can do stuff…” Gavin said.

“Every time we play games you are more of a threat to yourself than anybody else, so I have to come along.” Michael said.

“So you’re just looking out for me?” Gavin asked.

“In a way but I’m mostly looking out for these two.” Michael said.

“What if we run into a scary monster?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“I’ll take them on while Gavin here would probably pee himself.” Michael said.

“Monsters?” Gavin asked. A sudden fear came over Gavin as he realized there were monsters in this world. Every new thing that he has learned since coming into this world is that the world is dangerous.

“C’mon we’re losin’ daylight.” Apple Bloom said.

“To the Everfree!” Sweetie Belle cheered. The two fillies started to leave but Gavin and Michael stood there in awe. Finally Michael started to catch up with the two fillies. Gavin not wanting to be left alone caught up to the others. According to him it was the best way to avoid being mullered by Rainbow Dash. As he caught up the two crusaders sighed knowing this is the best they’ve got to avoid getting in trouble with their sisters. After all they didn’t know they were only ones to blame for this whole situation.