I go to Equestria

So get this right, I see this smoking hot nerd chick flying over head in so e golden chariot and she's got some lizard faggot with her. Oh yeah the chariot is defying the fuck outta physics.

So I'm just kinda loitering enjoying my cock flop in the wind, and then this pink chick who's obviously had more than a fuckton of lines comes up and defies the fuck outta physics some more.

Then the high pink chick flies away crazily and I decide to employ some creepy stalker techniques I learned fom work.

She heads out to this farm place, it's like 4 miles away but I I'm nit even remits tired huh... Anthro horse stamina I guess. So now she walking up to this super hot farmer lady she's sot like sweet abs but she not gross, and she's got this epic cowgirl hat on her beach blond hair.

She like knocking apples down of trees and her ta-tas are bouncing like crazy the blood flows to my loins and my ding dong hardens endangering my hiding spot, behind a tree luckily got me my meats brown and looks like a branch.

I'm sorry to say this but when her little sister came out I got a wee bit aroused, amber alert in my head. But then I saw the meat her brother was packing and my ding-a-ling shrunk in shame.

So the farmer babe gets a bunch of family members and they're all naked and have fantastic flesh pillows.

So all the family members start shovelling apple related food into nerd chicks mouth, and she actually Inflates, half gross half fetish I didn't even know I had. I don't even know what the fuck that lizard fags up too though.

So I've been watching this display for a while and then she, the nerd chick gets up still inflated and wanders away. I continue using my elite ninja stealth skills.

I jast about trip over my uhh... Hooves when This rainbow chick is fucking sleeping on a cloud.

What the actual fuck, I think she has wing or some shit, and on further inspection nerd chick actually has a uhh... Horn.

So this nerd up chick is getting up the rainbow chick for like not doing her job or something, and the fucking rainbow chick FLIES away, goddamn. She likes starts kicking the shit outta poor defenceless clouds, she says something about 10 seconds flat or something.

Nerd chicks mane gets all muddy or wet maybe so this rainbow lady flies around nerd chick so fast a rainbow cone appears, her mane looks absolutley fucked now it's goddamn hilarious rainbow lady and lizard fag are laughing there asses off.

So nerd chick and lizard fag get going and I continue to follow them they go into this stupid looking hall peice of shit, they go in the front and I head around the back to see if there's a stairs or a shitty ladder, I'm looking and there's a fucking stairs.

I go up the stars.

There this weird sort of stage area with curtains, there's a fucking note with my name on it:

Max you fuck face McGee come back here when the town meeting starts.

Hmm curious, imma gonna check this out. But the task at hand is currently stalking nerd chick.

I peak my head through the curtains. My heart stops beating, there's this whit ass chick with purple hair and she is incredible, like dick hardening in .5 seconds. She has perfect boobs, like biblically good. Hmm I wonder if they have the bible here probably not.

Anyway this lizard fag starts hovering its fucking weird. But I kinda get it she is fucking incredible, man there sure is a heap of talent in weird anthro land.

The hot anthro ladies walk out together so I quickly run down the stairs and peruse them with my ninja. I'm following them to a clothes shop which I sneakily perv at them through the window.

They start doing dress up... I guess? After a little bit nerd girl and lizard fag run out.

So I continue ninja stalking her until she gets to this field, thers thus like super pretty bird orchestra.

And a butter yellow winged chick conducting.