I go to Equestria

So yeah there's this butter yellow chick with wings and she like conducting a bird orchestra, holy fuck I probably just smoked something a little too strong and I'm halucinating this cus this yellow chick is fucking weird.

Nerd chick goes up to yellow lady and starts talking, the yellow lady squeals and hides behind her hair and I'm not sorry to say that it's super adorable. Yellow lady seems to want nothing to do with nerd chick, until lizard fag comes up and yellow lady flies in the air and yells "A dragon"

Woah what the fuck, a dragon Jesus I guess I should stop calling him lizard fag then.

So yellow lady is all obsessed with dragons, guess she'd like mine heh heh. So they are walking away and the faggon is telling yellow lady all of his problems ya. Nerd chick is getting pissed off I think she's all like "shut up yellow chick" and yellow is like "omg dragon omg lady boner" so they continue walking and I continue stalking them with my epic ninja skills I learned from work.

Finally after a while of nothing but faggon filling the air with pathetic ness and yellow lady being all like ooh aah and shit it's so annoying I feel like putting a bullet in my skull, hmm I wonder if they have guns here hmm probably not. Anyway they get to this tree house with a sign in some fucked language I can't read. And faggon is still verbally vomiting everywhere p, and yellow lady is literally lapping it up. Nerd chick is tired of it and then takes faggon inside.

I hear "SUPRISE" and a squeal.

I just remember that note I found, I may as well have a look to see if there's anything worthwhile.

I'm sorta just stumbling around town until grind that fucked looking building and I go up the steps round the back.

There nothing here, but the note knew my name so I wait there for a while.

Until this faggy cloud of smoke comes in and gains shape...