I go to Equestria

So um yeah, remember that a, uh warrior queen chick I just fucked yeah well now she's like being a bitch to the whole town with actual cum dripping out of her happy holes.

Those fags I had been stalking start talking shit to her, and a bunch of bulk white dudes with wings get struck by lightning.

Nerd chick runs away followed by rainbow fag and everyone else.

I look around for mah bitch but she's gone.

I guess I got some time to kill

I'm think I'm gonna go and comfort some distressed maidens, ya know tell them it's okay stuff like that. Then I'll fuck them.

I see this sorta pink sorta red chick, I can actually imagine her with a portly buttoned blouse, high heels, glasses and slapping a ruler against the palm of her hand telling me I've been naughty.

Ah I love my ninja intuition I learned from work.

I saunter my way on over to her, thumbs in imaginary belt loops.

"Oh hey there cowboy" she say in a delicious husk.

"Hey there missy what are you up too" I say in a cowboy accent.

"Nothing, except waiting for you mister" she grabs my hand and leads me away.