I go to Equestria

So apparently I'm a puppet, cus for like the last couple of weeks I've just been standing here waiting to be lead by this teacher chick.

But now someone decided to get their ass in gear.

Anyway, oh right teacher chick is taking me by the hand.

I'm like actually pretty excited, because since I've came here I've had a fuck load of poon, but this is witha teacher.

A hot sexy teacher lady, goddamn.

We're walking about this town, and instead if seeing a house she is taking me to the school.

We get in there and she tells me to wait.

A few minutes later she come back wearing a skirt, heals, a very poorly buttoned blouse and glasses. Her hair is even up. Goddamn. And to top it all of she has a ruler and is gently tapping the palm of her hand with it.

Just then alien things jump out of the fucking floor and eat the sexy teacher and they grab me and hit me over the head.

I wake up covered in what appears to be shit.

"Aaaah Maxy max, it was hard to find you in this pony world or some shit" said some faggy ass hood guy.

"Oi suck on mah fat cock assbutt" I yell through my penis. Except it doesn't come out.

I look down and see like a magic thing that isn't described clamped on my dick.

"What u do to mah peen mate I need that" I put on a brave face.

"I couldn't allow you to continue fucking everything so quickly, we never anticipated your sheer attractiveness" the hooded dipshit said.

Just then these ponies I stalked before break in, and the purple one shoots the hood fag with an gun.

"It's okay Maxy max we killed him, but we have to leave the device on yer ding align cus if u fuck us when we aren't prepared you're head will explode and you'll die instantly"

Purple fag says.

"Oh fuck" I say arms flailing