In Hindsight...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be Ratchet? Me neither. Yet...

Rewind Three Days...

"Dude, hurry up! Comic-Con starts in one hour!" yelled Azardimus. He was really impatient this year.

"Damnit, 'Zardy! I'm trying! You try getting the best game character ever perfect!" I screamed back. Damn, can't a guy get any peace? It's like he's TRYING to be an ass...

"Smith, you either HURRY UP, or my ass is coming up there to kick YOUR ASS!!!" Christ, Julia can be loud when she wants to...

"YOU TRY GETTING THIS PERFECT!!! SHUDDUP!!!" Heh... Hook, line...

"I GOT MINE DONE IN FIVE MINUTES!"

"AND YOURS IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!" Aaaaand sinker!

ONE HOUR LATER...

When we walked in, there was cheering. I mean, it's not everyday you see a life-like Talwyn Apogee, Alister Azimuth, and Ratchet. After winning each Cosplay contest, we were eating a popsicle shaped like a certain green Babylon Rouge, we heard a someone say, "Psst! Hey, kids! C'mere!" After looking around, we saw a man that looked and sounded so much like Dr. Nefarious, it was scary.

"Your outfits aren't complete, you know. You are missing one crucial item."

Now, as you can imagine, we were pissed beyond belief. It had taken months to get the base done, and several more weeks for the finer points of the costumes.

"What the hell do you mean?! We have every weapon, gadget... Hell, even my car looks like the Aphelion!!"

"You're missing Zoni. Two of you are from one game, where they roam free until you catch them. Yet, you have none. I can sell you some; three for five dollars. They even float! Waddya say, huh?"

It couldn't hurt... What's the worst that could happen?

FAMOUS. LAST. WORDS!