In Hindsight...

"Bwuh... What happened?" I asked. Jeez, I've never seen something that bright before... At least I am regaining some form of clarity...

"Christ, my head..." Hang the FUCK on... That sounded like... Azimuth?

"Why the hell did we listen to Nefarious anyways? Even if he was just a cosplayer, he was still a dick. Who makes exploding Zoni, anyway?" Talwyn? What the hell going on here?!

"Guys, what the fuck... just... happened?" I sound like Ratchet? What the blueberry fuck...?

I opened my eyes. What I saw scared the hell out of me.

"Are you... rea-"

"No. We were at Comic-Con, but now..."

Wait... Zardy and Julia and I are all characters from our favorite videogame series? I finally figured out how to use my mouth.

"What the hell is WRONG with you?! We should be out exploring! We have all the powers that they do if I'm not mistaken, because we ARE THEM!!! I don't know about you, but the only thing that could make this better is PONIES!"

Julia- Sorry, Talwyn looked at the ground. "About that... We kinda crashed the Aphelion into Daycourt, and are being hunted by Celly, Lu-Lu, and a shitload of guards, as well as Twi and her brother."

"You're shitting me. After all this time, we get what we always wanted, but YOU GO AND FUCK IT UP!!! I cannot even FACEGROUND hard enough to display my anger at you stupidity. Really, you should have let Clank fly the ship. I mean, how fucking stupid can you be?! It's like you TRIED to fuck this up. But, we have more important things to worry about."

"What the hell are you talking about?!" Yelled Azimuth. "What could be worse tha-"

I cut him off right there.

"You know what IS worse? Nefarious. If we made it through, it is safe to assume he did to. If he did, then this entire universe is fucked. Remember from "A Crack in Time", where he was planning on blowing up the universe to get us? If there is a Great Clock in this universe, do you know what he could do? Remember what Azimuth did? He almost blew up the universe by pulling a LEVER. If Nefarious finds it, he could overpower them easily. Remember the Hypersonic Brainwave Scrambler? That is the tip of the iceberg. With a human's imagination, and Nefarious' mindset, do you know what would happen to this world? And the worlds beyond? Yeah, now tell me how Sunbutt and Moonbutt are worse."

"Christ, we are fucked."

You know, it's not as hard as I thought it would be to make the Nicolas Cage Face with a Lombax body.

"You don't say? Now how would we have gotten by without that wonderful piece of wisdom? I JUST TOLD YOU, CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS!" Jeez, you would think that they would get some semblance of intelligence from the switch, but nooo, they're as dumb as rocks.

"Okay, what weapons do we have that won't harm the ponies, but make it where they won't attack us?"

"The Groovitron and the Cryobomb."

Great. We make them faint with Twilight's awful dancing skills.

"Fan-FUCKING-tastic. We can't kill them; that would have to wait for the real villians. Also, do we have ammo?"

"We noticed that like in the game, it and Nanotech were scattered around. Very easy to find."

"Great. Now let's go meet some diarchs!"