“Equestria had been plunged into chaos. Cities lie in ruin. Families broken… I am here to tell you a story.. A story of the evil tyrant known simply as… “The Evil Cookie”.... Most thought it was a nickname.. But Oh ho! were they surprised…… This was a living…. Breathing... thinking. Chocolate chip cookie. Why? Most think he is a creation of discord… others think he was brought to our world from the depths of tartarus itself. me…. I think he was once like us… A carefree pony… Only he became corrupted… Drunk on power.. and soon lost his soul…”
“Agh i’m rambling now… Gather round… time to tell the story…Of the evil cookie..”
DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!! *ominous thunder*
Twilight sparkle sat quietly in her library, Reading a most intriguing tome on advanced shield spells.
“Spike! Where’s my coffee!”
Twilight, Unbeknowst to most. was a coffee addict. Though with enough thought it wasen’t surprising. Being the fact she stays up reading almost every night.
The small drake waddled over to the purple unicorn of questionable mental health. Cradling a steaming cup of the wonderful drink known as coffee Or as I like to call it. “Liquid crack”
“Here…” The dragon said coldly. Obviously angry at her for keeping him up again.
“thank you spike, You’re my number one assistant” She gingerly took a sip and set it on the table.
Seconds after spike let out a loud burp. Hitting the surprised unicorn square on the muzzle with a scroll.
She was only able to let out an “Eep!” Before falling off her chair landing on her back
Angrily getting up she shot a stare at her assistant that could probably cause the Evil Cookie himself to crumble, who was laughing hystarically
“Oh that was good!” He was able to choke out in his fit of laughter
“So immature...Ugh…” Her horn gently hummed as she picked up the scroll with a purple aura and unfurled it, Reading the following message
My dearest student, Twilight
A new problem has made itself known in equestria. and I fear it will soon grow to be more than simply a thorn in the side of the great land of equestria. I request you and the other elements of harmony come to the castle at your earliest convinance.. We shall discuss it further then
Sincerely
Princess celestia.
Twilight dropped the scroll, Mouth agape
“SPIIIIKEEE!!!! GET THE GIRLS! WE HAVE TO GO NOW! PACK THE COFFEE! AND THAT BOOK! AND THAT ONE TOO! AND-”
The purple unicorn was silenced by a claw pushed to her muzzle, One that belonged to A VERY annoyed baby dragon
“Twilight…. Go to sleep… We can go to canterlot tomorrow…”
“But spike! We need to get to the castle now! Equestria needs us!”
Spike sighed “It can wait until tomorrow… Just… Go to sleep…” The baby dragon waddled over to his extremely inviting bed, Curling up in his covers and almost instantly falling asleep, Leaving a distraught and quite frankly, Slightly ticked unicorn alone in the room.
“Ugh.. Fine… i’ll go to sleep” she climbed into bed with the most additude she could muster “but we’re waking up early.”
The next morning twilight was awoken when a certain pink pony jumped onto her bed “TWILIGHT!!! SOMETHING REALLY REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! MY PINKIE SENSE TOLD ME!!!”
Twilight shot out of bed, Wielding a coffee mug “Wha?? Who??...” she then saw the pink mare, looking very scared “Oh…. hey pinkie…”
“TWILIGHT! WE NEED TANKS! AA GUNS! PLANES! EVERYTHING!”
Twilight stood there, Blinking for a few seconds “Pinkie….. Just get the girls together…” Before she even finished her sentence pinkie was out the door like a bullet leaving a very shaken twilight behind, She shook her head
“that mare…. Come on spike… Lets pack..”
Applejack was awake bright and early, having a nice hearty breakfast of apple fritters, apple pie, And a few other apple related breakfast dishes, Or more she WAS until a pink blur flew into her kitchen. The speed of said blur so fast it created a small space-time rift and causing all of her apple related dishes to be sucked into another dimension, Landing on the head of a very confused bipedal Blue Jay
“Hey dude look! apple pie!”
“Yeayuh!”
“OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
“WOAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
“OHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
“APPPPLEEE PIEEE!!!”
“AAAAAPPPPPLLLEEE PIIIIIEEEEE!!!”
Those guys seem kinda stupid. anyway. Back to ponies.
Applejack sighed “Hey pinkie…. How ya doin…”
“OH MY GOSH APPLEJACK! SOMETHING BIG IS GONNA HAPPEN! MY PINKIE SENSE TOLD ME! WE NEED TO GO TO CANTERLOT NOOOWWW!!!”
Applejack shoved her hoof into the hyper mare’s mouth, silencing her, to everypony’s relief
“Now sugercube. Calm down. Slow down and tell me what you needed to… But say it slower… and at about 50 decibels lower..”
The pink mare took a few deep breathes before speaking
“My pinkie sense told me something REALLY big is going to happen! Then twilight got a letter from celestia that said something was happening! We need to go to canterlot! NOW!”
The country mare stood there for a second, thoughtful before smiling and nodding to pinkie
“alrighty! Just lemme get some things then we can go!”
“HOORAY!”
Soon all of the other girls were standing at the train station, for the sake of the story, Not because the author was too lazy to write the part where pinkie and twilight got the rest of the girls, I promise.
Anyway
Rarity huffed a bit “This better be important, I am missing a VERY important cocktail party for this.”
Rainbow Dash chuckled “Aww cmon rares. Don’t be so ticked. We ARE going to canterlot. The glitz! the glamour! The sophistication!” Rarity glared at rainbows mocking of her voice
and rainbow laughed her flank off
“Hmph… I suppose...Maybe this wont be ALL bad…”
“Only one way to find out girls! Cmon!” Pinkie Pie bounced into the train, Followed close by the rest of her friends
“Hahaha… Foolish ponies… They think they can stop me? My power is limitless! I am the Evilcookie! I am death! And what about you reader? Do YOU think they can stop me? You seem smart. Of course you know they can’t, If you wish you can keep reading this story and watch them LOSE! haha! continue reading dear… umm.. reader. and watch them LOSE SOOOOO hard! MAUAUAUAHAHAH!!!”
