The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie

Princess Celestia was masturbating to all of these events with her secret shower spy cams that she uses to spy on ponies and look at their genitals every day. She decided that after 40 years of non-stop rape in ponyville that she wasn't going to do a damn thing about it because she won't have anything to fap to if she does. That's right. Princess Celestia is a hermaphrodite.

Princess Celestia was shocked to have just now found out she had a penis. She called her sister on a sex hotline because that's where she works, She told Luna the good news and invited her over to Canterlot so she could suck it while she shlicked her pussy so hard that it fell off.

So Luna found her teleportation dildo, put it in her vagina, and twisted it around so fast that she started bleeding. The heat generated from friction opened a blue portal in Luna's ass and an orange portal inside Celestia's ass. Both portals were made out of cum so it felt good. Luna went inside the portal and came slowly out Celestia's ass. Celestia moaned in pleasure and pain at the same time. It was like giving birth, only this time it was hoof first. Luna's legs got stuck on the inside of Celestia's butt so as she pushed her out her vagina began to tear open, not to mention Celestia's anus. When Luna was finally out, Celestia thanked her and began to clean up all the blood, cum, puke, piss, and shit that coated the castle walls, ceiling, and floor.

It took 3 years but with team work and shit load of effort they managed to not get any of it cleaned up. So they just turned it into a milkshake and drank it. Luna's vagina and Celestia's ass were still bleeding out 123413241234 gallons per second so Celestia used her magical face-dildo to resurrect Rarity back from the dead as a zombie and stitch them up. But since Rarity was a zombie she was very clumsy and only made the situation worse. So as punishment for harming the Princess, Celestia ordered her guards to rape her to death.

Luna and Celestia decided to just fuck it and move on. So they fucked it and moved on. And by fucked it I mean they fucked each other. And by fucked each other I mean Princess Celestia stuck her penis in Luna's penis. That's right. Luna is a hermaphrodite. Luna also didn't know about this until just now, however, Celestia knew all along. She pretended she didn't know though because she didn't want Luna's vagina to become dry. Celestia like's raping ponies when they are not sexually aroused. That's right. It's reversed in Equestria. Mares are wet all the time and become dry when aroused and stallions are hard normally and not hard when aroused. But when Celestia found out that Luna was already aroused she decided to fuck it and kill herself.

And by fuck it i mean herself. She then broke off her magical face-horn and raped her own penis off, then her vagina, then her asshole, and continued to do so until she died of blood loss. Luna was so aroused that her vagina shriveled up and fell off. Her penis became so heavy that it broke through the floor boards and burned up in the center of the earth.