The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie
Cum Blood Cider
Previous ChapterNext ChapterApproximately 3000 miles away, Flim and Flam were sucking each other's penises when Flam had the brilliant idea that they should ride each other's asses into Ponyville and rape every single pony that lived there. Flim wanted to stop at Canterlot first to visit (rape) the princess. Flam also thought this was a good idea so they went to Canterlot.
In order to enter Canterlot Castle they needed to seduce the guards (who were already aroused because they were secretly watching everything that was going on inside the castle and fapping to it. So it would be easy since they would go willingly.). After Flim and Flam made the guards ejaculate they ejaculated in the guards' mouths and then broke down the castle door with their Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.
They grabbed Luna and tried to carry her over to the machine but Flam dropped her because she got cum on his mustache. Now Flam's mustache was no ordinary mustache. It was a magical mustache that when wet, could only be dried by masturbating to a photo of Diamond Tiara masturbating to Flam masturbating to Diamond Tiara masturbating to Flam masturbating to Flim masturbating to Zecora seducing Flam.
Luckily, he was able to use his penis to force Luna to conjure a photograph exactly how it was described. But she wasn't able to just make one she had to steal that picture from Fuckershy's house because that's the kind of porn that Angel likes. After Flam jizzed and dried off his mustache he accidentally jizzed out his mustache and died. So it was up to Flim to make Cum Blood Cider.
He lifted Luna up over his head and threw the blood, cum, shit, puke, and piss covered pony into the cider making machine. He threw Flam in there too just for added flavor. Then he raped Princess Celestia's corpse and threw her into the machine as well. Then he traveled all over Equestria, gathering the corpses of all the dead ponies who got raped by Twilight Sparkwhore's giant dildo and threw them into the machine.
Then he hopped onto his Super Speed Cider Squeezy 6000 and went to Zecora's for tier date which they had been planning for quite some time now. On his way he rented a porno from the video store where his mom works. But he didn't just rent the porno he stole it by raping his mom's vagina and then her ass and then her mouth and then her eye sockets so that she couldn't ground him for being a fucking little prick.
When Flim got to Zecora's feces-covered house he cut down the door with a chainsaw made of vaginas. Then he shoved the vagina chainsaw up Zecora's urethra and cut a hole from her urethra into her vagina and into her ass. Then he ripped out the flesh that was still keeping her legs from falling off. Then Flim raped the whole area that he cut open with his vagina. Flim then continued to rape Zecora's corpse when all of a suddenly a fucking shit load of semen filled the room, drowning him.
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