What makes a man a man?

Hello. I am StarSwirl the Bearded. I am here to give you history lesson. Well, a more truthful history lesson.

In 1932, we discovered that myths, such as demons, angels, and strange things happen in our world. And so, I was Celestia's right hand man, and we discovered the Bureau of Paranormal Investigations.

Humans aren't alone in the Universe, as proved by the strange things the Nazi's did during World War Two. As a prophecy fortold, the left hand of Destruction shall let loose the Seven Gods of Chaos. They shall consume the world in a eternal fire to match that of Tartarus. And in the ruins, the left hand of destruction shall rule as a king.

There are things that go bump in the night. We bump back.