Swimmingly's Abomonation

The reason why everything has JEFF in it is because jefftachi is so badass and so sexy it inspires everyone to change history and to name everything after him.

After an hour of fapping about in jeffville, he walked out yo a field or something. He saw another wave of rabid women chasing after him, so he used his penis like a baseball bat at killed them all.

After walking lttle bit further he saw a sign it was written in a different language, but jefftachi used his sharinjeff to analyse it. The sign read sweet apple Jeff's.

"WELL THIS IS HOING YO BE FUCKING BORING BUT FUN" he youthed sarcastically to everyone.

As he leapt youth fully through the fields of JEFF with jphis prized JEFF hood flying about gaily he saw a red male pony

"EEYUP" the red pony taunted gayley

Jefftachi dodged the taunt because he saw it coming because he fucking jefftachi.

And his sharinjeff was so advanced it could see years in the future, so he new this would happen when he was fuvking Jefflite.