so i was a brony and i was very depressed but then celestia came and i was not sad anymore and she told me "Kyle I'm here to take you away from this horrible planet where people kill and steal and rape and tell lies and do bad things and I'm going to take you to equestria! but you have to become a pony, because we don't want to risk having an evil human in equestria ok?"

So I totally said "YES!" because I didn't want to be in this horrible place anymore because people kill and steal and rape and tell lies and do bad things.

PS: this story is about my new life in equestria! :D In this story i am my OC, Dark Wing, who is an alicorn but lost his horn in a battle against the force of evil king Evil Blade, who was a servant of Voldemort.