The Jerk
Chapter 6: And so the day was saved, THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS (not really but I wanted to put something here)
Previous ChapterChapter 6: And so the day was saved, THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS (not really but I wanted to put something here)
I woke up in a hospital room, surrounded by balloons, get well cards, and eight very happy looking women.
"NONNIE!"
"Hey there pardner!"
"STUD MUFFIN!"
"A-anon!"
"BIG GUY!"
"Anon Sempaii"
"Runs off on his family instead of manning up and dealing with the consequences of his actions guy!"
"Dearest Anon!"
The eight women surrounded and hug me at the same time, dear lord, that is 16 bosoms above my face. That certainly makes my day a little better.
"Oh Anon" Rarity stated. " If I'd known what trouble my little prank would cause, I'd never thought of it in the first place!"
"Well, it wasn't TOO much trouble." Rainbow twirled her hair with her finger. "After all, I did get to meet mini Anon..."
"Yeah, and I got to express muh feelings and my lusts for Anon..." Applejack stated giving me a wink. "Nonnie likes my pee pee vagina!" Pinkie Pie jumped as her penis slapped her vagina. "A-a-and Anon taught me how to be proud of who I am" Fluttershy poked her two pointer fingers together. "And I got to open my sexuality up" Twilight said rubbing Spikes tail, "And I finally met a man who doesn't mind my silly eyes!" Ms Derpowitz stated, sitting at the edge of my bed, rubbing her hand on my leg, "And I didn't really have a plot point in this entire event" Sunset said as she spoke from the background scene.
"Oh, I see.... well, maybe some good did come from all of this." Rarity stated as she looked back at me, and held a hand to my chin.
"I just wish it didn't come to such a terrible cost."
"It's honestly fine Rarity, I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you all, I've had a hell of a day. I guess, the only thing left is to ask why did you do it Rarity?"
"Well, Anon... I kind of have a crush on you, and well you see, I just wanted to tease you a little bit with a prank, and then tell you the real surprise."
"Whats the real surprise?" I asked, getting up slightly in my bed.
Rarity nodded to the other seven, who nodded back. Pinkie went to the window and closed the blinds. Twilight shut the room door and locked it. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy pushed the other empty bed and merged it with mine, as the others began slipping out of their clothes.
"Well, to be honest dearest Anon, I thought Sunset and I would have a go at you in the Girls locker room..." she stated as she slipped off her panties, while the seven others were following her cue.
"But then after talking with everyone, turns out we all have the same feelings for you." She took off her shirt, and bra, which the other seven did as well. She began climbing on the bed, as did the other seven, massaging and rubbing my aching bones and muscles.
"And we decided, all for one, and one for all! Right girls?"
"RIGHT!" They all shouted.
Rarity crept her thighs close to my face and looked down at me. Pic related http://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1399396432370.jpg
"Anon do you know what today is?"
"Wednesday?"
"Correct, but actually..." she crept down to my ear and whispered.
"It's pronounced humpday."
A random camel ran down the hospital hallway shouting "HUMPDAY"
And so my story ends, in a naked pile of jerks, but to me its honestly fine, because I'm a jerk too, and as long as you are able to forgive each other, and be honest and forthright with your feelings, and opinions, you can have a truly magical friendship, instead of just jerking each other off. Speaking of which, I dont know whose hands these are but they're amazing!
THE END.
