Chapter 5: The Climax is always the best part!

Well, this has certainly been an eventful 20 minutes of my day, but I guess its finally time to get down to business, and when I mean business, I mean dirty kinky business with Rarity! You can't see it, but I'm totally twirling my evil genius mustache right now. Rarity... you shall be mine! I dash over to the girls locker room, and come inside. Huh... its completely empty like its the suspenseful arrival to a climax of a story or something.

"Rarity? It's Anon! I got your note! I'm here!"

"Oh Anon! Finally you've arrived!"

Rarity steps out of the showers, with naught but a towel round her opalescent body. I could feel the grinding of my nethers within my loins. YES......YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS.

"You had a surprise for me?" I innocentally inquired.

"Oh yes darling, please sit down and close your eyes." Rarity pointed at the empty bench in front of her. I quickly responded with the glee of a lap dog.

"Keep them shut Anon... I can't ruin the surprise..."

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy, I hope she puts her ass in my face first! Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

"OKAY! OPEN THOSE EYES ANON AND BEHOLD!"

I open my eyes, and my jaw drops to the floor. There was Sunset Shimmer with a bit of a pudgey belly, holding hands with Rarity, and a paper in both of their hands that read.

"Congratulations on being a Father!"

...

NOPE

I slowly back away and then I run to jump out the 3rd story window. I tackled through the glass and as I fell I screamed back at them.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I whipped both middle fingers to the girls who stuck their heads out of the window as I fell toward a relitivaly large puddle of Rotten Mayonaisse near Joe's Coffee emporium.

"ANOOOOOOOON! IT WAS JUST A PRANK!" Rarity screamed out, as Sunset lifted her shirt and pulled out a basketball.

I look back at the ever growing closer puddle of spoiled Mayo as I suddenly think to myself.

Fuck.

And so here I am, face down in a puddle of spoiled mayonaisse behind Joe's coffee emporium, with my pants ripped and wet, and several penises drawn on my chest that I had just noticed that the meatheads drew on me. This is all because of everyone else, all of them! Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight, Sunset, and Rarity, ESPECIALLY RARITY!

Everyone else is the fault for my situation, and let me tell you why... this world is full of JERKS!

I've never been a jerk to anyone in my life! Well... even though I did break Rainbow's Heart... or got Pinkie to blab about her Double Gender and pushed her away... or I ripped off Fluttershy's underpants, and revealed to the entire school she had a penis, or that I ignoredand rebuked the feelings of Applejack who admitted she had feelings for a long while, and I outright insulted Twilight, who tried her best, although in a strange way tried to seduce me. I guess I technically show that I was more interested in suicide more than being a father, and I told Rarity, the girl I admired, to fuck off...

Huh...maybe... just maybe....

Maybe I'm the jerk?

It wasn't before long the ambulance came and escorted me to the hospital. The smelly hippie kid pointed at me and said out loud.

"Look everyone Anon is being taken to the hospital! Let's all laugh at his misery!" But then suddenly a 16 Wheeler Truck ran him over, backed up, and ran over him again. Stupid smelly hippy, you shouldn't stand in the middle of the road.

I lifted my finger and pointed at the sight. "Ha....ha..." Then all was darkness.