uuhh... dude?

hey its the author here, and I just wanted to say that this is my first storie and I hope you like it. oh, and I know that there is allot of human turned ponies fics, but I think you will like this one. :D

'ahh man, its my birthday! I can't wait! I wonder what I got. I hope its a new iPod, I trashed the other one' Luke thinks as he slowly creeps downstairs, the floor hissing at the sudden weight. Trying to not wake anyone for no reason at all. 'hey I'm a teenager now! guess ill be getting spots soon.' his thoughts booming against the quietness of everything else.

    "happy birthday Luke!" my family shouted, making me fall flat on my face.

   'what a great way to start my birthday' he thought drolly. Mom, walking towards me with a arm-breaking amount of presents rather annoyingly said, "smooth son, smooth."

    "here, have these presents that uncle Steve and Sherrie got you." she said knowingly, obviously they got me a hand-knitted sweater. Again.

  "Gee, uhh... thanks Mom you're great." I said as I unexitedly opened the present, it was a sweater.

   "Mom, I'm going back in my room if you don't mind" he wanted to watch some My little pony, that would make today better. And, they got a new episode "hurricane fluttershy" that sounds awesome.

As, I was watching the episode, I wondered if there was a way to get to Equestria. None that I could think of. Shame really, but oh well, I'm human, not a ponie, and I guess it will stay that way. But hey, sew me for wanting to live in paradise, I mean, other than nightmare moon, who else is evil? I've read the "cupcakes" fic, but I can't believe that Pinky pie or Pinkamena daine pie can be that messed up. so, I've decided that I shall wish that I can live in Equestria and become a pegasus ponie. they are my favourite ponie race other than alicorns but hey, what are the chances of that?

    I think ill go and blow out the candles and wish for the ponie stuff, what's the worst that could happen? walking down the stairs normally now, I make my way the kitchen where Mom is with the cake of chocolate goodness. I say hey and could you do the candle stuff now and she reluctantly agrees. Gotta love birthdays, right? as Mom slowly lites the candles while, rather unsuccessfully, try's not to drop wax on the cake. after that the room does dark yadayadayada and I easily blow the candles out and think 'I wish that I could become a pony from My little pony and be a pegasus' strangely I start to get a violent headache and then just see total darkness. this is not how I planned my 13th birthday.

   "oh, thank goodness he's awake!" a very uhh... polite and civilised voice called out.

strange, I recognise that voice from some-oww o.k it hurts to think. I think I should run. But then, I can hardly think and breath let alone run. Guess that ill see were they take me. ohh... did I mention that I can't even open my eyes? its still complete darkness.

"what do you think it is?" a velvety smooth voice vibrated through the house? no, too wood-like, tree? nah, no tree is big enough to fit at-least three people inside it. I'm confused. great, Darkness of sleepiness is back.

    hmm?, oh, I feel much better! And I think I can open my eyes now, ill give it a try. hmm, from what I see with out fuzz, I'm in a bed, that's good, I'm probably In hospital. That's good. But who was it that said "what is it?" or something like that. Well guess what, I'm a human, like you, person.

       Guess ill get up then, since I feel good enough to move and think and I may be able to talk. that's good. I guess. As I get up, I notice that my hooves are kinda sore. WAIT!?!? HOOVES?!? the fuck? o.k calm down. your just hallucinating from the pain, yeah, that's it the pain. "nurse? I think I'm hallucinating from the pain." I say rather calmly. But what weirded me out was the voice. It was Fluttershy, no doubt about it. "Uhh... Fluttershy?" I said very sheepishly.

"y-yes? what is it?" the timid voice said barely audible.

"why am I have hooves?" I said, already knowing the answer.

"be-because your a pegasus, why? She said as she walked into the room, hiding behind her hair.

"yeah, BUT WHY AM I A PEGASUS!?!?!" I screamed.

Fluttershy didn't reply but decided to run away screaming instead.

'so, my wish came true? awesome.' I coolly said In my head.

uhh... next stop, the library, I'm know that twilight will help me.

   "Fluttershy? what happened? fireworks again?" twilight lovingly said to the fear ridden pegasus.

"n-no, the pegasus woke up then screamed at me." she shivered.

"all right," I said as he opened up the library door and said "hey, twilight, can I come in?"

"Sure, just close the door after your done." she said while staring daggers at me.

"uhh... something wrong?" I said in a way that will make any jock proud.

"yeah, you scared one of my best friends! after she took you in and fed you for a week!" all most shouting at me.

  "I'm sorry, Fluttershy, I was scared that I had hooves instead of fingers." I said very gently.

       I thought for a while, while flying over the clouds and occasionally resting on one of them. I thought about what to do now that I am a ponie. usually,In fics, there is some epic quest that needs to be done. But no, it has to be a time of peace. heh,

I could go meet rainbow dash, that would be awesome. Yeah, I think I will go to her house. That will be fun.

"aahh... who's there?" a rough beautiful voice rumbled though the cloud door.

"its a new pegasus in town, and apparently your 20% cooler than the rest of the pegasuses in little old ponyville, and I would like to see that famous rainbow coloured hair to." I said rather charmingly.

"hehe, why thank you, I will open the door right away." a rather schoolgirlish voice rang out.

"so, this is the the rainbow coloured hair that you wanted to see." said rainbow dash slightly blushing.

"wow, its every bit a beautiful as imagined. may I come in?" I tried to say calmly but she was to damn hot!

"yes, you may." a now furiously blushing rainbow dash said.

                                                                            man, life is great for our hero.

                                                                            and I forgot to say, which way should I go with this?