uuhh... dude?

hey!, I'm back again, I didn't know writing could be so haaaarrrrddd I mean the grammar, really? anyway, I'm pretty sure your here for the storie and not me, so, without thurther ado... the storie!

"So, where are you from?" RD innocently asked.

   "Far, far away." I said bluntly.

Rainbow dash was making cloud tea, whatever that was, I'm pretty sure that only pegasi can drink it. (and mabie twilight) while I was busy staring at the house, I mean THIS IS RAINBOW DASHES HOUSE! 'wow, nice ass.' I pervertedly thought. I think I will like it in Equestria. But, there are more pressing matters to think of, like what to do, 'befriend' Rainbow dash. And where to live.

But I'm sure that will work out. "you're quite the smooth talker, aren't you?" she said in a voice that ALMOST gave me a wing boner.

"I guess you could say that, but its only natural to a fine mare such as you." I said seductively.

"Gee, uhh... thanks." once again furiously blushing once again.

" Hey, how do you know my name and where I live anyway?" she said cautiously.

"you are a famous and beautiful mare, loved by even the wonderbolts. I simply had to meet you." I said with a smile that would even make a lesbian swoon over me.

"But we hardly even know each other. And your coming on so strong." said a blushing Rainbow dash looking anywhere but me.

"we have the rest of our lives to know each other." I said caringly.

We spent most of the evening talking to each other until Rainbow dash decided to go to bed. And since I have no house or hotel room, she let me stay in the spare room. I did ask if I could sleep with her, but she just giggled, blushed and slowly shook her head. I was making my way into the spare room when a blood curdling scream resonated through the entire house. Naturally I ran to Rainbow dash, who apparently fell out of bed.

  "oww oww, I think I broke my left wing." she said more sadly than hurt.

"how'r we supposed to get to the hospital if you can't fly?" I said while holding dash in my arms. (I think she wanted me to do that)    and picked her up. She insisted that she could fly, but I wouldn't let her take that risk. I slowly strapped her to me, using the rope she strangely kept in the corner, furiously blushing as I did so, and took of through the window, I didn't know why, I just thought it would impress dash. And I think it did. Soon we were gliding through the clouds, not very smoothly by the way, and we crash landed at the doorstep of the hospital, luckily, dashes doctor was taking his leave. With a name-tag saying doctor whooves. It did amuse me that he looked an awful lot like the current doctor who, but there was more important things at hand we told him what happened and he took us to a x-ray. I patently sat outside while the x-ray was taking place, staring at a wall I might add, fumbling my new found hooves.

   "Oh, thank god your okay!" I shouted to the heavens.

   "yeah, thanks to you, it was slowly getting infected, I would never be able to fly again if it weren't for you! I love you! uhh... I cant believe I forgot to ask you this but, what's you name?" she said sheepishly

oh, crap. I got to think of a name and quick! uhh I'm, damn! I don't even know my colour! I guess ill look at my arm then. Huh, I'm marine blue. okay my hair? fiery and passionate. okay, I got it!

"uhh... you okay?" she says as she watches me franticly check my arm and hair.

"uhh... yeah. My name is Midnight fires by the way." I say rather calmly.

"ohh... that is a very nice name." she says very comfortingly and sweetly.

"thank you, RD." I say.

  We walk out of the hospital and talk for a while. Its almost midnight now, and there is no way I can lug her back to her house.

"you think we should rent a hotel?" I say sheepishly.

"yeah, I would go sleep at my friends, but you don't know them. Do you?" she said worriedly.

'I know them in more ways than you can ever Imagen.'

We strolled through town and looked for a place to stay. we found a place called " The Bed And Beer" and crashed out there. We could only afford a one bed room with dashes loose 'bits'.

The bed was a double and in a heart shape. The only bed left in the entire Motel. 'Perfect, just the luck iv been waiting for.' I thought very pervertedly and imagined the things we could do. So, what if I'm only 13 in human years? I'm 'of age' here in Equestria. We awkwardly got into the bed together and sat backs turned to each other. "RD, your awesomely brave." I say rather randomly.

"Thank you, midnight." she said sluggishly.