I had it all figured out. Money makes the world go 'round, right? Money can buy happiness. Money can even decide who lives and who dies.

Yeah, I did some bad things to get money: Stole it, killed for it, lied, cheated and blackmailed for it. But at least I bought my sister's medicine with it, put it to more use than it would have gotten from those morons.

And in the end my sister chose my biggest rival, and nearly died for it. They were trying to kill the embodiment of evil, for God's sake! So of course I had to step in and save them.

Sure, I lived as a bad guy, and accidentally summoned Sulfur, but I died a hero, saving the world.

God… I guess I'm just trying to ask… For a little bit of peace for once.

Is that too much to ask?