Harmony the brony

It diden’t help the fact he was a super blond but he ALSO likes My Little Pony, Argh I need to drop this......... WHY THE FUCK IS HE SHOWING ME EPISODES?! AND HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTERNET ON OUR COMPUTER!? I sat there with my jaw dropped as he used the computer that had just recently had no Internet or ponies on it HAVEING THEM BOTH! If I wasin’t such a nice guy I would throw a fit. “Justine! Come over here and check this out!” Harmony called. Being the nice guy I hate so much I walk over and look at the screen. He was at a wiki page describing some characters about the My Little Pony show, mainly the mane six. “Ok so-”

“-and thats about it.” ..........Wow, he just told me all about the show.......I feel strangely satisfied.

“Alright, so now what?” At some point Simon jumped in.

“Well we can watch a episode. How about the very first two?” Harmony got a excited look. “It’s one of the best I say.” He clicked and typed at a high speed getting to youtube and finding the episodes. When he hit play I saw Twilight, the purple coated mare that has a intense love for learning. She seemed to be in a hurry. Soon she was in a large library with a little purple and green dragon that I think was Spike. He said something about a gift from.....Moon Dancer he said? (I swear I did hear that.) After a bit they started going to a place called Ponyville, the name almost makes me gag it’s so........I don’t know what to say! After they land in one of those chariots and get off they head for some place called Sweet Apple Acre’s to check on food supplies for something called the Summer Set Celebration but out of fucking no where she is swarmed by a LOT of ponies after talking to a pony called Applejack, if I remember right she was the element of honesty and had a family job at her apple farm and hade a tan or orange coat with a blond ponytail mane and tail. After that I think after that they had to go get the weather cleared and a mare by the name of Rainbow Dash, the element of loyalty who had a cyan coat and rainbow mane and tail and was pretty bad-ass. You know I could get into this show.

Thats when I stopped him. “I’v seen enough. You got me.” I put my hands up. “I LOVE PONIES!” Both Simon and I yelled. Harmony got up and did a bow.

“Welcome to the heard.” He laughed a bit then turned off the computer. “I have to head out in the morning. Sorry I can’t hang out with you dude’s any longer.” I thought for a moment while Simon was having a mental meltdown.

“Um........We could go with you. We have a car.” Harmony and Simon looked at me blankly for a few moments before they both said.

“That is the greatest idea, of all time.” I laughed and placed my hands on the back of my head.

“Thanks, I’m not one to leave a friend to do shit by himself.” We gave eachother, I think it’s called, bro-hooves.

The next morning I packed a whole bunch of my shit that could fit into one backpack, as did Simon. Harmony was waiting by the door for us, holding a small, perfectly round stone in his hand. “Whatcha got there?” I asked as Simon and I walked over to him ready to leave.

“Oh it’s nothing.” He put in in his pocket and opened the door. “Let us head out for adventure!” We cheered and ran down the stairs and out the other door. When we came outside for real the sky was still a bit gray but that diden’t bother me. I unlocked the door to my car and got in, unlocking the rest of them. Simon got in the back and let Harmony ride shotgun. As I started the car Harmony pluged in his ipod and let us listen to some brony made music, there was Discord remix I think by The Living Tombstone, Proud to be a Brony, Smile song cover by Mandopony, and all the good listening songs.

Harmony and Simon were pasted out by the time the sun started going down. I sat there keeping my eyes on the road while watching the sunset (Don’t try it.). Then it came to me like I was just run over by a steam roller.

“Where the fuck are we going?”

Completely short but hey I got ponies in this chapter.