Harmony the brony

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Sup? My name is Justine, and I’m one of the few people who knew the one man that up and stopped all types of war, even some from starting! And you know what? He was a borny. Yup, one of the most important people in the world was a fucking pony lover. I coulden’t believe it myself but it happened, and he somehow found all elements of harmony here on earth, me being loyalty, alright I rambled long enough. Let’s start when I first met the brony, Harmony.

“And in other news the man who made Japan one of America’s most trusted friends, the man has not given us a name but the community has started calling him Harmony, the idea of Harmony’s name came from the show ‘My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic’ and th-” I switched off the TV and sighed.

“Jeez I hope this Harmony guy isen’t one of those pony loving dude’s on the Internet.” I turned to Simon who was using the computer.

“I hope so to man.” He mumbled playing pinball. See in this little apartment we have we don’t get Internet, the only reason I know about Bronies is because some kid did a show and tell thing about Bronies on a lap-top he brought to school one day. Anyway I heard thunder and got up.

“Dude off the computer, it’s a thunder storm.” He made a sound the sounded like a animal dieing and switched off the computer. So we sat there playing go fish and I was getting pissed. “Have a 5?”

“Go fish bro.” I chucked my handful of cards at him.

“To hell with this game!” I shouted and was about to stomp over to the couch to sleep when I heard a knock at the door. “Who the hell in their right mind would be out in this weather?” I growled and walked over to the door, I unlocked it and opened it to see a tall dude in what looked like rags! “Get the hell in here before you die of something!” I didn’t let him talk. I grabbed his arm and dragged him inside.

“Well thanks for the hospitality.” He giggled. I threw him a towl.

“The hell you doing in this kind weather?” I rubbed his face a bit then looked at me.

“Just got home from a trip and found out my place was bulldozed. Bummer.” He sighed and dried his hair.

“So whats your name?” I sat on the couch and looked over at him, he sat down too almost sending me flying.

“Well I don’t really like my birth name, but from what I saw I the news people call me Harmony.” I stared at him blankly.

“You? You are Harmony?”

“The traveling Brony! At your serves!” He grinned and I face palmed. “Thanks for letting me stay here for the storm, OH I know!” He got up and walked over  to the kitchen.

“What are you doing?” I heard Simon call from the table.

“I’m going to cook something for you guys! It’s the least I can do.” He grabbed some apples and pancake mix, then he grabbed a bowl and pan. “Into HELL FIRE!” He laughed insanely and turned on the stove. I was about to piss myself because he was slipping all over the kitchen, he went to turn up the heat and he would slip and almost set himself on fire.

After about 40 minutes he whistled. “ALL DONE! Come get some!” He laughed and set two plates with some pancakes and eggs on them.

“Looks like normal breakfast to me.” Simon muttered taking a seat. I got up from the couch still worried Harmony would set himself on fire. I sat down across from Simon and picked up a fork.

“well, Simon if I die you get nothing.” He looked at me a bit mad.

“It’s not my fault if you die from food.” Harmony nodded.

“It’s true.” I looked at him with a glare.

“If I do die your being blamed for murder.” Simon and Harmony nodded. I cut off a small bit of pancake and ate it, I went wide eyed and shoveled down the rest of it.

“Holy shit it’s that good?” I nodded, my mouth too full to talk. “I’m trying this.” Simon took a bite of the pancake and also went wide eyed.

“Good I take it?” Harmony grinned and laughed as Simon opened his mouth slightly wider to eat a hold pancake.

“Where on earth did you learn to cook like this?!” I was all finished and was VERY sad about that.

“Well I taught myself, after getting set on fire a few thousand times I got the hang of it. Apples can go with anything!” He laughed and took our plates just as Simon finished with a grumpy face.

“Dude? Seconds?” Harmony looked at him from the kitchen.

“You guys didn’t have enough pancake mix for anymore I’m sorry to say.” I dropped down on my knees and looked up screaming.

“CURSE YOU LOW BUGET!” I fell down and hit the floor with my face. Harmony was laughing up a storm while Simon just sat there and smiled. “Dude we need jobs that pay a bit more, I mean if we could eat like that all the time I would die a happy man.” Harmony was still recovering, Simon nodded.

“So Harmony, what are you going to do now? You said your place was bulldozed right?” He nodded a smile still on his face. “Why don’t you stay here? I mean if you want to, there’s always a place on the couch.” The look on Harmony’s face was one of pure joy.

“Really?! THANKS GUYS!” He got us suddenly in a grope hug. I was suffocating from the strength Harmony surprisingly had.

“Can’t.....Breath.....Help....” I choked out just as he let go.

“Oh, sorry guys, I get a bit carried away at times.” He smiled and turned back to the sink.

I face palmed and looked at Simon. “What have we gotten ourselves into?” He looked at me and shrugged.

Again, I face palmed.