Queen Chryssi's Totally Proffesional and Inspirational Advice Column

Dear Chryssi,

Okay so if today was your last day, what would you do?

~pokefreak13

Dear pokefreak13,

What a question. Not sure if I could give advice for that, but oh well. I do enjoy personal questions.

But don't you dare ask me about that body bag in my trunk, because that's too personal.

If today was my last day, I think I would have a pretty bang-up day.

First of all, I'd go to that ice cream place in Canterlot, delicious gelato, lemme tell ya. Ten out of ten would eat there again.

Then I think I'd go pay a visit to Celestia and pull a couple of pranks on her. Silly ones, of course, nothing serious. I would go up and put dynamite in her chair, light it, and watch the Canterlot Castle burn... And then blame it on Luna. See? Silly fun.

I'd go to some convention or whatever and win a cosplay contest. I always win cosplay contests.

Lastly, I think I'd commit genocide and kill my subjects. Because if I have to die, they have to die!

With genocidal thoughts,

Chryssi