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Hi,

I'm trying to get my classmates to respect me and bow down to my rule. As a queen, I figured you'd have a good knowledge of controlling your subjects.

Any tips?

~Polaris

Dear Polaris,

Ah, I remember when I first asked my own parents about how to control my subjects. They specifically told me to 'assert my dominance and destroy those who won't listen', but I suggest just follow these steps:

1. Take over by killing the head of the classmates. In your case, I believe that would either be your teachers or your principal.

2. Demand that they bow to your rule and threaten to kill them as well if they don't show reverence to you. This is what I did with my changeling subjects, and I only ended up killing around fourteen.

3. Give them new laws that they must abide by. Make them as tyrannical as possible and make sure that your classmates are scared to death by the harsh punishments if one should break a rule.

4. Get one or two ponies that you trust to be by your side and help you. Give them a small share of your power, but remind them that they are not above the law and will be exterminated if they break any of them.

5. Last, but not least, enjoy your newfound power and pray to Faust that no one will decide to do the same with you!

Wishing you the best of luck in your new tyranny,

Chryssi