The Extremely Unexpected Team Up of Two Rulers

"This mare is thick. I'M Thick" Sombra thought to himself as he stood there (Well have you ever tried to sit down when your hooves are stuck to ice? I THOUGHT not!) cursing the mare in front of him with the most unrepeatable oaths (These unrepeatable oaths were : "When I get free I'm going to kill her but first (He paused for dramatic effect) I'm going to RAPE her!" Neat! "Shut up inner-self nopony likes you." "Its TRUE!" cried the sobbing personality as he faded from the dark, Ethereal plane of Sombra's mind. Sombra had to sit he tried and failed "BUCK!" he screamed at the skies

"No foul language around me mister." replied Little Miss Weak-And-Pathetic-Snow-Daemon-Who-Can't-Do-Shit-For-Um...-Shit?-Who Had-Also-Figured-Out-What-Buck-Means-Taking-Away-His-Only-Happiness. His correct title for her (because he was always right and if someone said he wasn't he impaled them and chopped of their head screaming like a madman "DECAPITATION!") suited her very well.

She said "There, Enough wood to last us tonight, Do you have kindling material?"

Sombra stopped, stared and said one of the most famous phrases ever said in the history of Equine kind. One so universally shared that everypony from the Griffons to the Minotaurs, from the Schoolcolts in the playground to the Lowliest Servant to the Higher Ranking Nobles to the Princess' themselves and even to Alien Commanders, he said a Universal Phrase

"What The Buck?" (Like I Said Universal) "If Your Talking about fire Little Miss Wea-"

"Elsa."

"DO NOT QUESTION MY TITLE FOR YOU ELSA!" Sombra roared at her he was making no jokes now. He really was going to sell her to sex slave traders. He could use the money. Seriously. Elsa looked at him "Ah shit." said Sombra as Elsa burst into tears "Noctournala, You were one insecure little filly." he thought to himself as he used his magic to light the fire and asked Elsa to sit by him as she sat next to him he felt a pang of guilt as her tears drenched his legs (and rusted his awesome armour) "Calm down I-*Gulp*-I-Apulerguise"

"What?" said Elsa cheering up at the tyrant trying to say sorry

"I apurlergise."

"Again."

"I apolerguise."

"Clearly."

"I apologise!" said Sombra

"Thanks!" said an enthusiastic Elsa. Sombra went into a huffy mood. "I never got your name..."Elsa asked. Sombra smirked.

"King Sombra, Ruler of the Crystal Empire, Breaker of Crystal Ponies, God(ish) of Crystal and Wielder of the Dark Arts!" he finished

"Well Sombra looks as though that fire you conjured up is melting the ice!" squealed Elsa

"I could have freed myself?" inquired Sombra.

"Probably, Im going to cover my ears OK?"

"You do that." Smiled Sombra

"OK!" said Elsa as she put her hooves over her ears. Sombra took a deep breath, looked to the skies and opened his mouth

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