The Extremely Unexpected Team Up of Two Rulers

"Well. This is awkward."

Sombra had been through much stranger than this right? He had tea with the God of Chaos (Fun!) been killed TWICE (Painful!) and had ruled over the Crystal Empire (As You Do!) but naught much had confused him as much as a screaming female alicorn falling from the sky even though she had wings to fly with! Oh wait She's gonna hit meeeEEEEEE!!!

*BOO... I mean CRASH!!*

"Ow..."

"My stomach hurts..oh, would you look at that I've been impaled...IMPALED!?!?!" the Alicorn pulled herself off of Sombra's horn the blood dripping out of her stomach "Damn." she cursed as she died only to resurrect in 2 minutes (give or take a few seconds).

"Ow..."

"I'm...alive...at least I think I'm alive."

"Ow."

"I may still be dead though and just be in heaven or someplace like that..."

"Ow!"

"but still I could be dead...But, Anna might need me! And Olaf! His cloud won't refresh itself! Oh i'm an idiot!"

"OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed sombra frustratred at this immortal-mortal who dared to die by his horn... oh wait that was what he wanted.

"Sorry about being stressed over how i died and am a Pegacorn...I'm diggin' these wings! oh I'm sorry! My name is Elsa, Queen of Arendale."

"I half-figured your an Alicorn so of course your going to be a queen you stupid bucker." her questioning look told him loads. "Let me guess... you're from a different world, were a Queen there and got sucked through a magical portal turning into an Alicorn as you did so hm?"

"Um. Yeah that sounds right."

"Dayum I'm good! right come on then."

"Where are we going?"

"I'm going to sell you to a slave trader so you will be sold as a slave. OK?" judging the ice freezing his armour and the entire environment causing it to snow and the petrified look in Elsa's eyes he had scared her "Don't you know the meaning of the word 'Sarcasm'?" asked Sombra

"Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh." she said "My Sister Anna likes to use this 'Sarcasm' apparently. I personally don't know what it means nor have i used it but it sounds fun!"

"Are you actually special?" asked Sombra with a look of disbelief on his face

"Yes my Parents say I am! or they did...they died when i was 15..."

"I-I'm Sorry...I know how you feel..."

"Yeah but I can freeze stuff really easily! Watch!" shouted Elsa as she raised her hooves... and fell flat on her face (note to self: If I become a Dragony, NEVER try to stand on two legs.) It had the intended effect as ice doused the entire field into a frozen wasteland.

"Oh." gaped Sombra as his hooves froze to the ground "Cool (get it! 'Cool'!) now, unfreeze me mare!"

"Ummmmm, no can do i'm afraid."

"Fine, Please." Sombra spat the disgusting word out like it was a disease filled with vile disgusting...stuff.

"Still no-can-do...I can only thaw you with the power of love and unfortunately my sister is not here so can't unfreeze you unless i love you or some other person who passes by...sorry." replied elsa looking down at the ice/ground "Are you OK?" Sombra's eye was twitching and his fanged mouth was wide open as his forked tongue slipped out

"Just to warn you I'm going to scream now OK?" whispered Sombra

"Thanks for the warning." said Elsa placing her hooves over her ears

"BUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!