Big Mac Gets His Dick Stuck in a Scotch Bottle

The powerful pony's pulsating penis pounded the unsuspecting tub of ice cream. The large workhorse was close to ejaculation, he was running out of stamina,he had to work harder. The pony let out a mighty roar and then he thrust once more, causing him to cum literal buckets into the delicious dairy delight. He packed the remaining ice cream into the hole where his penis once lay, ready for Applebloom's desert. The pony placed the ice cream back in the freezer and peered around the room, his libido was not yet satisfied and he wanted more things to stick his peen into. He ripped open the cupboard and looked for something to satiate his hunger, when his gaze was drawn to a large glad bottle, Granny Smiths prized scotch bottle,from 1850. Big Mac swiped the scotch bottle from the shelf, opened it and stuck his engorged penis into the priceless bottle, thrusting back and forth. Big Mac realised that his penis had stopped moving back and forth, and a sudden burning pain fill his shaft, he looked down to see that his enlarged penis was stuck in the scotch bottle.

"What the fuck is this shit?" Thought Big Mac, however, due to his immense mental retardation, all that escaped his lips with a confused "Eeeyup?".

The workhorse panicked, he couldn't spend the rest of his life with a scotch bottle protruding from his massive erection. He writhed through the kitchen in a attempt to remove the bottle, however, it was much like a Canternese hoof trap, the more he struggled, the tighter it became. After several minutes of fucking stupid writhing, he realised that he would not be able to get the bottle of scotch off by rolling around on the floor like an idiot. He decided that the only appropriate course of action would be to to fucking beat the shit out of the cunt scotch bottle, he was about to grab his hammer, when he had a really cool looking flashback to the the fateful 'glass jar' incident, which I won't describe because I'm fat and lazy. Big Mac hesitated, as he knew all to well how painful it was when glass slid down the tip of your penis, he would have to find another way...