Big Mac Gets His Dick Stuck in a Scotch Bottle

Applejack was busy in the yard Applebucking. The apples fell to the ground in great number, becoming bruised and disgusting, because they fell out of a fucking tree. It was well past sunset and she had only just finished the last tree in the orchard, due to her immensely long masturbation brakes, and was ready to go to bed. She had just loaded the apples into the cart when she noticed her immensely hot hulk of a brother galloping towards her.

"What in the w'orld is goin' on 'ere?" Queried the workhorse, out loud, because she too suffers from mental retardation.

"Help, help! I have a scotch bottle stuck to my pleasure staff and it's cutting of circulation!" Yelled Big Mac, or he would have, but a terrified "Eeeyup" was all that came out."

Applejack gazed quizzically at the terrified face of her brother, and wondered what could have caused such a big stallion to become so frightened. It was at this point that she saw the large bottle of Granny Smith's scotch attached to his shaft, and what appeared to be a large bruise forming on his penis.

"Aww, gosh darn it!" Exclaimed Applejack, "have you been sticking your staff inta' shit ag'en?" Apple jack turned to her brother and laughed, whilst slapping her knee viciously, much like the average American would. "Let me see if I can get this offa' y'all."

Applejack gripped the bottle on Big Mac's cock tightly, and began to pull. Big Mac tried to walk backwards to help with the effort, unfortunately, the immense rubbing of the bottle on Big Macs cock was immensely pleasurable, and he was quickly working his way up to an orgasm. Before he knew it, seamen was filling the scotch bottle at immense speeds. The seamen had run out of room in the bottle and took the path of least resistance out, and began snaking back through his penis. Big Mac could feel the cum flowing through his stomach, into his bowel and up through the remainder of his intestinal track, until he could eventually feel it crawling up his throat. Without warning, a downpour of seamen, shit, blood and stomach acid burst through the work horses mouth and showered Applejack. The unsuspecting mare tore away from her brother, as the stomach acid began to dissolve her skin. Big Mac could only watch in horror as the blood seamen and shit flowed into her acid wounds and entered her blood stream, and Big Mac's plethora of sexually transmitted diseases began to infect his sister. Big Mac had to do something quickly, he turned his head one hundred and eighty degrees and shot a burst of the terrible substance back at the apple orchard, cutting through several trees.

After his amazing orgasm he turned back to the glob of flesh that was once his sister. Tears welled up in his eyes as he saw the terrible damage that his seamen cannon had caused. Several bones were visible, and it was evident, even to Big Mac's 'special' brain, that his jizz cannon had caused severe internal damage, and Big Mac's super herpes had already begun to manifest themselves in Applejacks innards, her hair was stained white from seamen, and covered in shit. The workhorse walked over to the mangled wreck of his sister, and tears began to well in his eyes.

"Now, don't be upset big feller'," said applejack with a sad smile, "I know it looks bad, but it'll be fine, I promise, Applejack let out a terrible cough.

"I'm so sorry, Applejack, I love you so much." Thought Big Mac, but again, all the exited his mouth was a timid, "Eeyup."

The workhorse gestured for Big Mac to come closer. "Jus'... Take care a' Applebloom for me, will ya'?"

Big Mac nodded, and his sister died. Then he grabbed her boob and giggled.

"Bitch." He said to himself with a smile.

Just then Applebloom emerged from behind a bush.

"What the fuck, cuntwaggle?" Screeched Applebloom, "I thought you couldn't speak!"

Big Mac turned to his sister, and began to peel the layers of his face. Applebloom stood back and gazed in horror, she saw who her brother really was. Under the mask of flesh, was discord. He leant in close, and whispered into Applebloomd ear...

"This is a ruse."