Big Mac Gets His Dick Stuck in a Scotch Bottle

Applebloom wandered into the kitchen, she had just finished detention and she sure was hungry! She opened the cupboard and peered inside, nothing worth eating, just a shitload of bruised and disgusting apples, because they fucking fell out of trees.

"We really need a better way of harvesting apples..." Muttered Applebloom.

She closed the cupboard and began a thorough search of the kitchen. She searched the pantries, she searched under the sink, she searched in the fridge, she even sifted through Applejack's lesbian porn in an attempt to find some sort of cracker that she had stuck to the magazine with her juices. Applebloom was beginning to lose hope, when she opened a freezer and squealed in delight, a large tub of vanilla ice cream. She pulled it out and looked at it greedily.

"No need to share this with, Applejack." She said with longing in her voice.

She got a spoon and dug into the ice cream, savouring every taste. She put spoonful after spoonful into her innocent foal mouth, not realising the sheer disgusting, incestuous nature of her simple act.

"Weird," said Applebloom with a shrug, "this vanilla sauce tastes salty."