Story has changed to M, and shit is going to be WAAAAYYYY more risque than before. Just wanted a change of pace is all. Check my blog regarding this change for more info.

A young man enters Equestria after the death of his parents, and finds himself as a pony blessed with both wings and a horn. Unfortunately, his inability to use them, leaves him with only the power of being a douche at inappropriate times.

Once becoming acquainted with the inhabitants with the colorful cartoon ponies, he decides to spend as little time as possible in this place, by learning magic to teleport himself home. However, by Twilight Sparkles measure, it will take him the better part of three years to learn enough to be able to use the spell he needs.

So, he bides his time by making new friends, and a multi-colored enemy in the town. From there, many, many things happen.

From a Wonderbolts conspiracy, to Discord's return from stone, and even some Cutie Mark Crusader world saving.

It'll be a long road.

...Maybe he should have stayed home.

A cut down, enhanced version of the main story i have posting with, simply because things are getting a little long and out of hand. This version is going focus more on the character development, rather than the episodes themselves. This will lead to new story arcs, while completely removing others. Hopefully this story looks a little better than the last one, as I push through it.