My Amazing Fanfiction That is Actually Awful

Today were a wonderful day. The sun was shining, sky blue, grass green. Too bad Spike wasn’t actually outside today. He had to instead stay inside and dust Twilights books.

Twilight had said that she had to be going; she was going to meet her best friends Butterfly and Peppermint for a beheading. They were going to exterminate Pinkie Pie today. No big deal really.

Spike wanted to go anyway.

Spike put down the book he was holding. He picked it up again. He then put it down. He picked up another book. He read the title.

How to Travel to Other Plains of Reality for Beginners and Blondes was the title. Spike was both a beginner and a blonde. Sort of a blonde. But not really. No not at all actually

Spike opened the book. He turned the page. He turned another page. It was a page turner.

He then learning that all you needed to go to another dimension was to go and make a soup bunny meat, half of an apple, ten green rubies, virgin blood, and cupcake frosting. The virgin blood was the hardest to find.

  Spike drank the soup. This would show Twilight to hang out with him. He only regretted not saying good bye to Osacar the aardvark.

“Jump, Jump, Hoodle dooo, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Derp the Derbpy, RAZAMAFOO!”  Spike said.

Then he vanish.